What's the Craziest Variable or Function Name You've Encountered?

When I was an intern at a big telecom company, there was one strange guy who wrote his function names in greek.

He wasn't greek either, but he wanted to teach greek to his son when he would grow up because there was some greek ancestry in the family.
He needed some practice with greek and found it at work.

I'm not sure if this was crazy or genius.
I'm not even sure it the limit between both is always clear.

I have a habit for naming things descriptively, and since my typing speed is decent, I've named entire projects with pretty long names. I am the proud maintainer of an open source GitHub Action called datadog-service-catalog-metadata-provider. I've also been known to name things in frustration, such as a program I wrote once called "spit out stupid objects" or "soso" for short.

It's a tie between i and electronic_financial_transaction_vehicle. Where i meant interface and it was really unclear what that interface was.

electronic_financial_transaction_vehicle had a range of "electronic debit" or "credit card".

came across a function named deleteOldPeople a few years ago. still makes me chuckle.

I've always liked React's __SECRET_INTERNALS_DO_NOT_USE_OR_YOU_WILL_BE_FIRED.

A function argument called yeah_but_nah.

I think you'd have to be Australian to understand that this means essentially the same as an argument called dry_run which is a common command line argument on risky irreversible operations, that runs through the whole process without actual writing or committing any changes.

static 'reading-pgs' = async () =>{}

I remember this guy at my first job, but office in other country, he would name variables after himself. Like John1, John2 ... (john wasn't his name :) )