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Q: Why do programmers prefer dark mode? 🌙
A: Because light attracts bugs.
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That's a great question, and after reading it, I totally needed to write down my own collection of programming wisdom.
Even more at ➡ jmfayard.dev/programming-quotes/
A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.
First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.
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The two most difficult things in computing are
Don't forget off by one errors.
I'm going to hide the fact that I hadn't heard of that one by saying "that's why it's not on the list - it's off by one" :)
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 equals Dec 25.
Can anyone explain this joke?
Oct (Octal) 31 = 8 * 3 + 1 = 25
Dec(Decimal) 25 = 2 * 10 + 5 = 25
Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays.
Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs.
Why did the database administrator leave his wife? He found out she was normalizing their relationship.
Yeah, those one-to-many relationships will do you in every time.
The comment is funnier than the OP joke! (Sorry, OP.)
I prefer light mode. Once the bugs are attracted, it makes it easier to squash them.
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This is too generic
PHP.
That's the joke!
Yup. Medicare is a bit of a joke these days.
Great reading :) ... my most favorite is @javierriveros "This is too generic".
I have couple as well ... maybe not a joke but reason to cry when you hear this.
I would to point that the second one is not a question of scrum master nor pair partner when it would be legit.
so a CS wife was in labor then gave birth , the father asked : is it a boy or a girl ? the CS wife said yes .
it`s OR logic humor
burst laughing first time I heard it in a Boolean logic video
My two favourite computing jokes are quite old.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware fault.
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that understand binary and those that don't .
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