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A Hardware Engineer, A Manager and a Programmer had to go offsite to a meetng and they shared the one car. On the way they went up a steep hill. Once over the top the car picked up speed but the brakes failed. Faster and faster down the other side, terrifying them as it went round the bends at speed. Eventually they reached the bottom and rolled to a stop. They all got out, sighing with relief. The hardware engineer said " I think we should remove the wheel and see what went wrong with the brakes". The manager said, "I think we should call someone to come and look at the brakes".
"No no" said the Programmer, " I think we should push it back up the hill and see if it does it again."
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 1.4 root beers. The bartender says “I’ll have to charge you extra, that’s a root beer float”. The guy says “In that case, better make it a double. Copied from funnpedia
Not my joke but I saw someone once say something like (and I will butcher this):
What do you call someone who knows how to code?
A programmer
What do you call a coder who can't spell?
Poor grammar
What do you call a programmer who can't code?
A poor gamer.
Was cute.
What's a systems engineer's favorite entree? C-food
what did the needle say to the bitcoin miner, there is a stack overflow
How many Rails devs does it take to query a database?
N+1!
Person 1:Talk Data to Me!!
Person 2: // No Comment
What did garbage collector say to the dangling pointer?
"That's my spot"
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