Ben Halpern

Posted on Oct 10, 2022

Meme Monday 🐷

#jokes #watercooler #discuss

Welcome to another Meme Monday post! Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

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Top comments (72)

Bobby Iliev • Oct 10 '22

"PHP is gonna die" (c) many non-PHP developers since 2000.

Source

Simme • Oct 10 '22

Besworks • Oct 10 '22

Jean-Michel 🕵🏻‍♂️ Fayard • Oct 10 '22 • Edited

PHP, still not dead

I don't even need a meme for that, I just go to Wikipedia's home page

Wikipedia alone is more valuable than the whole crypto/blockchain sector

Matt Ellen • Oct 11 '22

PHP devs:

Juan F Gonzalez • Oct 10 '22

Still waiting... lol

Parker Waiters • Oct 10 '22

Snek

Anja • Oct 11 '22

I really like this one 😂

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

Option 2 is better!!!

Parker Waiters • Oct 10 '22

naveennamani • Oct 11 '22

How to lose customers in seconds

Sherry Day • Oct 10 '22

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 10 '22

lol, doesn't password get hashed and salted before they are stored? Most of the time it looks like a hex string.

Ben Halpern • Oct 10 '22

I think that’s the idea. Catch anyone not doing that.

Kasper Andreassen • Oct 10 '22

JoelBonetR 🥇 • Oct 10 '22

😂😂😂 so true that it hurts

Jan Peterka • Oct 11 '22

= Times I didn't really learn REGEX, just copied some random characters from Internet and hoped.

Abhishek Keshri • Oct 11 '22

painful :')

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Ivan Isaac • Oct 10 '22

Jan Peterka • Oct 10 '22

there needs to be sleep between those prints :D

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

Now i am confused......can I learn hacking in this way🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Leví Arista • Oct 10 '22

Sadeedpv🥇 • Oct 11 '22

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 11 '22 • Edited

Pro Tip: Rather than using randomly high values for z-index use CSS custom properties instead.

Example:

:root {
  --z-level-one: 100;
  --z-level-two: 200;
  --z-level-three: 300;
}

div {
  z-index: var(--z-level-one);
}

Now we can peacefully end the z-index war.

eerk • Oct 12 '22

But now my div has to be on --z-level-one-and-a-half

Massimo Artizzu • Oct 13 '22

I don't think it will change much...

div {
  z-index: var(--z-level-one-million);
}

Dimas Putra • Oct 11 '22

it's all level one tho 😂

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 11 '22 • Edited

the result of copy pasting.

Massimo Artizzu • Oct 13 '22

Level three is still equal to level two...

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲😲

Mangor1no • Oct 10 '22

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

Damn true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Diner Das • Oct 10 '22

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 11 '22

Though, so far I've only published a few small libraries I can tell it's boring as hell.

Mustapha Aouas • Oct 10 '22

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

Santa came here not for giving any christmas gift to me...but he's come with his own coding problem...
So I am the Santa for Santa Clause🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Mahmoud Harmouch • Oct 10 '22

A self-taught programmer caught IRL:

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

It it more nice to live and lead yourself

Dennis Persson • Oct 10 '22

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 11 '22

I don't understand this meme!

Tonghe Wang • Oct 11 '22

It’s good that you are asking for help.

Muhammad Sifat Hossain • Oct 11 '22

No, really! It's just a white background. I still don't understand.

Dennis Persson • Oct 11 '22

Isn't supposed to be a white background, but if that's it I don't understand it either 😄 Supposed to load instagram meme from @perssondennis_webdev

But honestly, Tonghe's ironic joke was better.

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

Stupid fellow

Moolinga • Oct 10 '22

Why aren't you playing by the rule of the game!

Besworks • Oct 10 '22

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 11 '22

True reality😪😪😪

Sherry Day • Oct 10 '22

raddevus • Oct 11 '22

Worse when he doesn't leave. He keep on writing more code. It IRL! 😆😆😆

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