What does a developer say after solving a really hard bug? #jokes Ali Spittel Jul 3, 2019 γ»Updated on Oct 28, 2019 γ»1 min read ['hip', 'hip', 'π'] Discussion Subscribe Image Upload image Templates Templates Editor guide Personal Moderator Create template Templates let you quickly answer FAQs or store snippets for re-use. Submit Preview Dismiss Collapse Expand v 1 r t l • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t" Collapse Expand Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "Fix test" Collapse Expand Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "Really fix test" Mike Ekkel • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m βRemove console.log and seriously fix test nowβ Lew Yuburi • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m βversion patchedβ Collapse Expand Unnit Metaliya • Jul 5 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "needs code review" Collapse Expand Sid • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Array! Collapse Expand Kyle Griffin • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide The real punchline is always in the comments Collapse Expand Jacob Evans • Jul 7 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Nailed it. Collapse Expand Roberto RodrΓguez • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide In my case 99% of the time.... I'm stupid. Collapse Expand Anthony Jackman • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple. Collapse Expand Ruphaa • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Whatta genius I amπ€ Should I have become a rocket scientist π€? Collapse Expand Sam Ringleman • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Or better yet a rocket surgeon! Collapse Expand MΓ©dΓ©ric Burlet • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I need a <br/> Collapse Expand Dhanushka madushan • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide [2] = "hooray" Collapse Expand Marcel Barraza • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git push origin develop Collapse Expand Darren Vong • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide *several hours later* F*** me, did I make a typo again?! Collapse Expand Joel Martinez • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Ship it! Collapse Expand Vuild • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide "Back! Shoulder! Wrists! Knees.. Hip again! Carpal tunnel too! π³ Ooff, I should stand up more often." π Collapse Expand Max Antonucci • Jul 5 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide developer = { fucks_given: 0, dancing: true } Collapse Expand Tyler V. (he/him) • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide @justsharkie Collapse Expand /*Sharkie*/ • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide YESSSSSSSSSSSS π Collapse Expand Yashwanth • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Yay. Party.. haha Collapse Expand DeChamp • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Glad I squashed that bug Collapse Expand Mohammad Amin Khakzadan • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide ok, go to solve next problems. Collapse Expand Hans Scheuren • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Heap heap heap Array! Collapse Expand Vincent Milum Jr • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide WALP, guess its a feature now! Collapse Expand Umesh Kumar Dhakar • Jul 9 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide It Worked!, But How? Collapse Expand Whittington • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide const hiphip = []; Collapse Expand Mike Lockhart • Sep 25 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good. doot do do doot doot dee doo dee doo doo doot... I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet... Collapse Expand Harsh Shandilya • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Well that was a rollercoaster Collapse Expand Bhupesh Varshney πΎ • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Ohh yeahhhhhhh I'm a God π Collapse Expand Mahfood • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Let us celebrate π Collapse Expand Charles Anim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? π€ Collapse Expand JosΓ© MarΓa • Mar 21 '20 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide 'π Collapse Expand JosΓ© MarΓa • Mar 21 '20 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using. Collapse Expand Dan Newton • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here. I just go and πmy hands in the air. Collapse Expand Perlat Kociaj • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide βWhere is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?β Collapse Expand Deva Dhana • May 17 '20 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times Collapse Expand Peter Witham • Jul 5 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide So it was just a missing ; after all that! Collapse Expand Haruan Justino • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I like to play Gonna Fly Now: youtube.com/watch?v=xSmYAdiXb5M View full discussion (49 comments) Code of Conduct • Report abuse
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git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t"
git commit -m "Fix test"
git commit -m "Really fix test"
git commit -m βRemove console.log and seriously fix test nowβ
git commit -m βversion patchedβ
git commit -m "needs code review"
Array!
The real punchline is always in the comments
Nailed it.
In my case 99% of the time....
I'm stupid.
I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple.
Whatta genius I amπ€ Should I have become a rocket scientist π€?
Or better yet a rocket surgeon!
I need a
<br/>
[2] = "hooray"
git push origin develop
*several hours later*
F*** me, did I make a typo again?!
Ship it!
"Back!
Shoulder!
Wrists!
Knees..
Hip again!
Carpal tunnel too! π³
Ooff, I should stand up more often."
π
@justsharkie
YESSSSSSSSSSSS π
Yay. Party.. haha
Glad I squashed that bug
ok, go to solve next problems.
Heap heap heap Array!
WALP, guess its a feature now!
It Worked!, But How?
const hiphip = [];
shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good.
doot do do doot doot
dee doo dee doo doo doot...
I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet...
Well that was a rollercoaster
Ohh yeahhhhhhh
I'm a God π
Let us celebrate π
I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? π€
'π
I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using.
Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here.
I just go and πmy hands in the air.
βWhere is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?β
Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times
So it was just a missing ; after all that!
I like to play Gonna Fly Now:
youtube.com/watch?v=xSmYAdiXb5M