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What does a developer say after solving a really hard bug?

aspittel profile image Ali Spittel Updated on ・1 min read
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git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t"

 

git commit -m "Fix test"

 

git commit -m "Really fix test"

git commit -m “Remove console.log and seriously fix test now”

git commit -m “version patched”

 

git commit -m "needs code review"

 
 

The real punchline is always in the comments

 
 

In my case 99% of the time....

I'm stupid.

 

I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple.

 

Whatta genius I am🤓 Should I have become a rocket scientist 🤔?

 

Or better yet a rocket surgeon!

 
 
 
 

git push origin develop

 

*several hours later*

F*** me, did I make a typo again?!

 
 
developer = {
  fucks_given: 0,
  dancing: true
}
 

Glad I squashed that bug

 

Yay. Party.. haha

 

"Back!

Shoulder!

Wrists!

Knees..

Hip again!

Carpal tunnel too! 😳

Ooff, I should stand up more often."

😆

 

WALP, guess its a feature now!

 
 

ok, go to solve next problems.

 

shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good.
doot do do doot doot
dee doo dee doo doo doot...

I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet...

 

Well that was a rollercoaster

 

Heap heap heap Array!

 

const hiphip = [];

 

I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? 🤔

 

Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here.

I just go and 🙌my hands in the air.

 

Console.Log("yay");

 
 
 
 

I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using.

 

Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times

 

recreate the error! just to make sure the solution works if(true)return rejoice.

 

“Where is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?”