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What does a developer say after solving a really hard bug?

#jokes

Ali Spittel Jul 3, 2019 ・Updated on Oct 28, 2019 ・1 min read

['hip', 'hip', '🎉']

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v 1 r t l • Jul 3 '19

git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t"

Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19

git commit -m "Fix test"

Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19

git commit -m "Really fix test"

Mike Ekkel • Jul 4 '19

git commit -m “Remove console.log and seriously fix test now”

Lew Yuburi • Jul 4 '19

git commit -m “version patched”

Unnit Metaliya • Jul 5 '19

git commit -m "needs code review"

Sid • Jul 3 '19

Array!

Kyle Griffin • Jul 4 '19

The real punchline is always in the comments

Jacob Evans • Jul 7 '19

Nailed it.

Roberto Rodríguez • Jul 3 '19

In my case 99% of the time....

I'm stupid.

Anthony Jackman • Jul 3 '19

I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple.

Ruphaa • Jul 3 '19

Whatta genius I am🤓 Should I have become a rocket scientist 🤔?

Sam Ringleman • Jul 4 '19

Or better yet a rocket surgeon!

Médéric Burlet • Jul 4 '19

I need a <br/>

Dhanushka madushan • Jul 3 '19

[2] = "hooray"

Marcel Barraza • Jul 3 '19

git push origin develop

Darren Vong • Jul 4 '19 • Edited

*several hours later*

F*** me, did I make a typo again?!

Joel Martinez • Jul 3 '19

Ship it!

Vuild • Jul 3 '19

"Back!

Shoulder!

Wrists!

Knees..

Hip again!

Carpal tunnel too! 😳

Ooff, I should stand up more often."

😆

Max Antonucci • Jul 5 '19 • Edited

developer = {
  fucks_given: 0,
  dancing: true
}

Tyler V. (he/him) • Jul 3 '19

/*Sharkie*/ • Jul 3 '19

YESSSSSSSSSSSS 😀

Yashwanth • Jul 3 '19

Yay. Party.. haha

DeChamp • Jul 3 '19

Glad I squashed that bug

Mohammad Amin Khakzadan • Jul 3 '19

ok, go to solve next problems.

Hans Scheuren • Jul 4 '19

Heap heap heap Array!

Vincent Milum Jr • Jul 3 '19

WALP, guess its a feature now!

Umesh Kumar Dhakar • Jul 9 '19

It Worked!, But How?

Whittington • Jul 4 '19 • Edited

const hiphip = [];

Mike Lockhart • Sep 25 '19

shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good.
doot do do doot doot
dee doo dee doo doo doot...

I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet...

Harsh Shandilya • Jul 3 '19

Well that was a rollercoaster

Bhupesh Varshney 👾 • Jul 4 '19

Ohh yeahhhhhhh
I'm a God 😌

Mahfood • Jul 4 '19

Let us celebrate 🎉

Charles Anim • Jul 4 '19

I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? 🤔

José María • Mar 21 '20

'🎉

José María • Mar 21 '20

I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using.

Dan Newton • Jul 4 '19

Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here.

I just go and 🙌my hands in the air.

Perlat Kociaj • Jul 3 '19

“Where is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?”

Deva Dhana • May 17 '20 • Edited

Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times

Peter Witham • Jul 5 '19

So it was just a missing ; after all that!

Haruan Justino • Jul 4 '19

I like to play Gonna Fly Now:

youtube.com/watch?v=xSmYAdiXb5M

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