What does a developer say after solving a really hard bug? #jokes Ali Spittel Jul 3, 2019 γ»Updated on Oct 28, 2019 γ»1 min read ['hip', 'hip', 'π'] Enter fullscreen mode Exit fullscreen mode Discussion (49) Subscribe Image Upload image Templates Templates Editor guide Personal Moderator Create template Templates let you quickly answer FAQs or store snippets for re-use. Submit Preview Dismiss Collapse Expand v 1 r t l • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t" Collapse Expand Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "Fix test" Collapse Expand Vetle Leinonen-Roeim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "Really fix test" Mike Ekkel • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m βRemove console.log and seriously fix test nowβ Lew Yuburi • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m βversion patchedβ Collapse Expand Unnit Metaliya • Jul 5 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git commit -m "needs code review" Collapse Expand Sid • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Array! Collapse Expand Kyle Griffin • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide The real punchline is always in the comments Collapse Expand Jacob Evans • Jul 7 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Nailed it. Collapse Expand Roberto RodrΓguez • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide In my case 99% of the time.... I'm stupid. Collapse Expand Anthony Jackman • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple. Collapse Expand Ruphaa • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Whatta genius I amπ€ Should I have become a rocket scientist π€? Collapse Expand Sam Ringleman • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Or better yet a rocket surgeon! Collapse Expand MΓ©dΓ©ric Burlet • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I need a <br/> Collapse Expand Dhanushka madushan • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide [2] = "hooray" Collapse Expand Marcel Barraza • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide git push origin develop Collapse Expand Darren Vong • Jul 4 '19 • Edited on Jul 4 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide *several hours later* F*** me, did I make a typo again?! Collapse Expand Joel Martinez • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Ship it! Collapse Expand Vuild • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide "Back! Shoulder! Wrists! Knees.. Hip again! Carpal tunnel too! π³ Ooff, I should stand up more often." π Collapse Expand Max Antonucci • Jul 5 '19 • Edited on Jul 5 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide developer = { fucks_given: 0, dancing: true } Collapse Expand Tyler V. (he/him) • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide @justsharkie Collapse Expand /*Sharkie*/ • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide YESSSSSSSSSSSS π Collapse Expand Yashwanth • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Yay. Party.. haha Collapse Expand DeChamp • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Glad I squashed that bug Collapse Expand Mohammad Amin Khakzadan • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide ok, go to solve next problems. Collapse Expand Hans Scheuren • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Heap heap heap Array! Collapse Expand Vincent Milum Jr • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide WALP, guess its a feature now! Collapse Expand Umesh Kumar Dhakar • Jul 9 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide It Worked!, But How? Collapse Expand Whittington • Jul 4 '19 • Edited on Jul 4 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide const hiphip = []; Collapse Expand Mike Lockhart • Sep 25 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good. doot do do doot doot dee doo dee doo doo doot... I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet... Collapse Expand Harsh Shandilya • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Well that was a rollercoaster Collapse Expand Bhupesh Varshney πΎ • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Ohh yeahhhhhhh I'm a God π Collapse Expand Mahfood • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Let us celebrate π Collapse Expand Charles Anim • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? π€ Collapse Expand JosΓ© MarΓa • Mar 21 '20 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide 'π Collapse Expand JosΓ© MarΓa • Mar 21 '20 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using. Collapse Expand Dan Newton • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here. I just go and πmy hands in the air. Collapse Expand Perlat Kociaj • Jul 3 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide βWhere is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?β Collapse Expand Deva Dhana • May 17 '20 • Edited on May 17 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times Collapse Expand Peter Witham • Jul 5 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide So it was just a missing ; after all that! Collapse Expand Haruan Justino • Jul 4 '19 Dropdown menu Copy link Hide I like to play Gonna Fly Now: youtube.com/watch?v=xSmYAdiXb5M View full discussion (49 comments) Code of Conduct • Report abuse
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git commit -m "F*ck yeah finally fixed this sh*t"
git commit -m "Fix test"
git commit -m "Really fix test"
git commit -m βRemove console.log and seriously fix test nowβ
git commit -m βversion patchedβ
git commit -m "needs code review"
Array!
The real punchline is always in the comments
Nailed it.
In my case 99% of the time....
I'm stupid.
I totally agree. 99% of time, the solution was something simple.
Whatta genius I amπ€ Should I have become a rocket scientist π€?
Or better yet a rocket surgeon!
I need a
<br/>
[2] = "hooray"
git push origin develop
*several hours later*
F*** me, did I make a typo again?!
Ship it!
"Back!
Shoulder!
Wrists!
Knees..
Hip again!
Carpal tunnel too! π³
Ooff, I should stand up more often."
π
@justsharkie
YESSSSSSSSSSSS π
Yay. Party.. haha
Glad I squashed that bug
ok, go to solve next problems.
Heap heap heap Array!
WALP, guess its a feature now!
It Worked!, But How?
const hiphip = [];
shhh aaaahh, push it. push it, real good.
doot do do doot doot
dee doo dee doo doo doot...
I'm surprised no-one's done a salt-n-peppa-github-parody yet...
Well that was a rollercoaster
Ohh yeahhhhhhh
I'm a God π
Let us celebrate π
I'm a genius!, oh wait, what happened? π€
'π
I' relly found docker using a template. But i don' find the code it's using.
Mine seems pretty boring compared to everyone else here.
I just go and πmy hands in the air.
βWhere is my Nobel prize for bug fixing?β
Hell yeah fixed the stuff. let's get a coffee. I've said this more than a thousand times
So it was just a missing ; after all that!
I like to play Gonna Fly Now:
youtube.com/watch?v=xSmYAdiXb5M