Story of Musk and the bird's hap: Almost doesn't kill a bird.

Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction. Any similarity to

actual persons, living or dead, or actual events, is purely coincidental.

Bird: Hey you! 😠

Musk: 😕

Bird: Yes you😠. You fired those I fly with. You are even still holding the tool of destruction in your hands.

Musk: (investigates his hands)

Bird: Just this morning, I was thinking I would be flying with my best buddy as usual. And before I could greet him and say, “Hi jack”, I noticed that his wings have been hijacked😭.

Musk: Are you sure?(shows empathy)

Bird: What do you mean asking if, I am sure? The news in the air is you 👉 called that shot. And out of the blue☁️, I can also verify seeing you with that catapult.

Musk: Exactly what I wanted😅.

Bird: Oh. Did you want to kill us all?😰

Musk: No. Not that😅.

Bird: What then?😕

Musk: To get verified out of the blues😐.

Bird: 😕What does that even mean? We are talking of… 😕I would think you are trying to kill me now. What exactly are you doing this for? What do you want?

Musk: $8.😐

Bird: $8. Stop messing with me. Everyone knows how rich you are.

Musk: I don’t think so. If not your friend won’t have been so pompous.

Bird: Was he?😐

Musk: Yes. He should know the rich call the shots. We own the catapult. How he grew so many wings, thinking he could flex his six packs amazes me. Thought I could subtract it by 4.🙂

Bird: Err...that’d be…err…2 Pac…

Musk: Shakur🕺! My .44 make sure all your kids don't grow🕺

Bird: Damn! That's funny bro🤣. Some Califor-n-i-a thug shiiiiiiii🤣. You are a real G. You still got some of that street sense in you. I like that. Heard those catapults cost 44 billion dollars by the way.

Musk: I bet you heard🙂. Cool(examining catapult). I love it. Shining, fitted, light, and my favorite color, 🙂 Amber.

Bird: 🙂You are not that bad actually. I think I like you.😅

Musk: (raises catapult jokingly) Do I shoot?🙂

Bird. Stop it, man. You are funny.😅

Musk: Don't worry, you are a fam now🙂. I got you🙂. Why don't you jump in this cage, let me show you around?🙂

Bird: Sure. Take me to where some of that money is 😉. (Musk locks bird in cage)

Musk: 😐 Hey birdie. I just want some shares out of you.

Bird: What man😐! What do you mean you want some shares out of me? You don't say such a thing when a bird is in a cage.😰

Musk: I know😐.

Bird: You are scaring me, man😰. Are you some control freak or what😰? You are messing with my brain😰.

Musk: What do you think😐?

Bird: Would you fire me too😠? With these jokes and sarcasm, I don't know what to feel. All I know is I would not die😠. I don't know if to be angry or if be sad or if to be happy or to be joyous. I am strong. I am not sure I want to be here. But you know what? Almost doesn't kill a bird👅!

Musk: All Musk doesn't kill a bird either😐. The problem now is knowing which Musk I am😐. Anyways, don't doubt your vibe🕺.

THE END!!!!!!

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