Tell me a good IT joke

slavius profile image Slavius ・1 min read

Tell me a good joke you know with coding / devops / infra / testing / support related twist. ;)


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I could tell you a joke about UDP, but you might not get it.


The user walks into a bar, asks where is the bathroom, the bar explodes.


Here's mine:

One day a fellow programmer came one hour late to work, said nothing just sat down and started coding. Nobody said anything but everyone was gossiping and giving him bad looks. When he started packing his stuff one hour earlier one of the guys just exploded: "What? You came late and now you're trying to leave earlier? What's wrong with you?!?!". And the guy says: "Sorry, I forgot to tell you I'm on vacation..."


knock knock
race condition
who's there?


Hahaha, that's a good one! Thanks for sharing!


There are only 10 types of people: those who understand binary, and those who don't.


And the other good one:

There are only two types of people in the word.
Those who can extrapolate information from an incomplete set of data


Microservices will solve all of your problems.


I love this webcomic with IT jokes but I am not sure it fits here...
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