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Oracle Sean  ♠️
Oracle Sean ♠️

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I wasn't speeding, your honor...

...I was using maximum hardware capabilities to take advantage of a more optimized execution plan, reducing highway concurrency.

#jokes #database #humor

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Chris H

I didn't jump the red light either. Due to my velocity, the doppler effect made the red light look green to me.

Okay, I'll let you off for jumping the red light, but I'll give you a ticket for driving at close to 86 thousand miles per second.

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Humberto A Sanchez II

Nice

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scoopgracie

LOL!