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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev)
Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev)

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WHY ALL REAL FRONT-END DEVELOPERS SHOULD REWRITE EVERYTHING IN RUST IN 2024

The title speaks for itself but you are such a bunch of loosers that I will do a FAQ anyway.

Who should read this article ?

Everyone should always read my articles.
At least if you don't want to be a looser.

What do I know about my intended audience ?

That they should rewrite everything in Rust in 2024 unless they want to stay a bunch of loosers in 2024.

What is a looser and what is a real developer ?

Basically it's like black and white, either you are a looser or you are a real developer.

What is Rust in 2024 ?

Same as Rust in 2023, one year older.

Long story short, it's a programming language with awesome features that you should rewrite everything with in 2024.

Why in 2024 ?

Great for SEO.

What do I mean by everything ?

Everything where code is involved where Rust awesome features might become handy at some point in 2024.

How much time and money would that cost ?

I don't know but I know that staying a looser for your whole life wil cost you even more.

It's loser with one o

Only in Real English.
I speak Looser English, meaning French.

How do I use Rust on the front end ?

Don't be a Female, Just Google It

How can I stop being a looser ?

Listen to the wisdom of a great Founding Father who made America a Democracy and not only a Republic.
And Pull Yourself Up By Your Own Bootstraps

What should my readers do from here ?

Rewrite everything in Rust in 2024.

What if I prefer to make my own choices in my own context ?

LOOOSER

I am a looser too, but Why Rust though ? I still don't get it

Well I don't know much about Rust to be honest, but I watched a video from @ThePrimeTimeagen on YouTube where he explained that Rust is great.

I didn't really understood why or when of for whom Rust is great, but @ThePrimeTimeagen is smart and here is Why.

  • @ThePrimeTimeagen works at Netfliksse, unlike loosers like you and me.
  • @ThePrimeTimeagen once spoke about an article of mine and I liked that.
  • @ThePrimeTimeagen also told me that I was an annoying junior developer, and that I m not qualified to have an opinion about TDD. And he is 100% correct, I am not.

What I don't get is whether my article's title is a clickbait or a scambait.

Maybe he can clarify ? I will ask on Twitter.

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DR

what an enlightening read

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev)

We have a new Real Developer, it was worth writing the article !

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tq-bit • Edited

Lol
After re-reading, must confess the article is clever on a level I had not anticipated.
Well played.

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev)

Ah ah I am super curious now:
What did you anticipate and what surprised you most ?

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tq-bit

I anticipated clickbait.
I was surprised by your modesty towards yourself.

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev) • Edited

It's clickbait but clickbait is good.
Why would you want to write an article that no one reads?
Scambait is bad on the other hand.

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Manuel Artero Anguita 🟨 • Edited

😆

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev) • Edited

🤔 I'm not sure if that's a Real or Looser Smiley

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Christian Heilmann

It's loser with one o

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev) • Edited

You write loser in winner english.
But I speak looser english, meaning french.

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Manuel Artero Anguita 🟨 • Edited

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev) • Edited

ah ah ah, I stole that too

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Fyodor

I'd improve the tiltle with better target marketing to sound like "WHY REAL FRONT-END DEVELOPERS SHOULD REWRITE EVERYTHING IN RUST IN 2024 "

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Jean-Michel (jmfayard.dev)

Stealing the idea.
I should have thought about it.
Damn it I am a real looser.