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Omg... this is the best thing ever since no code.
Thank you for this gift of the gods.
Do you support two way data binging?
When will you be introducing hooks?
Can I use WheelJS to hydrate every component on my page, even those that are not on that page?
What should I use for state management?
Is my bundle size larger or smaller with WheelJS?
Can I use closures?
And BTW, I know it's probably a typo, but if we tweak it just a bit further, I really kinda like the idea of a language that supports two-way data BINGEING! Like, I set up this listener on this variable... and then I BINGE on all the data!!!
Totally a mistake, but amazing.
WheelJS supports ALL THE THINGS!!! (Unless that "thing" is a
class
. Cuz we all know that classes are just... stooopid.)WheelJS
is the framework we deserve, but not the one we need right now. OrWheelJS
is the framework we need, but not the one we deserve right now. Not sure which one is it, still, I am going to migrate my all existing projects toWheelJS
right away.??? shouldn't the result also be a function?
Should be:
console.log(result())
Also it's missing monads, not functional enough!
How about:
add(number1.or(zero), number2.or(zero)).or(forty_two);
I'd also suggest a standard library for ease of use:
Congratulations! You have just been added to the core team!
Yeah!!! My dream came true 🤣🤣🤣
You, sir, have just been accepted as a contributing member of the WheelJS core team! Please let me know when you have the package installed locally so you can begin active development.
😂😂😂😂😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAH, lol, really mate?
Lol, this went from interesting to "wait a minute, wtf"? to enlightenment!!!
Good stuff sir, hope I can make it to the core team some day :)
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✋😐 Your framework isn't fully adherent to its own rules.
sum
is a scalar, not a functionWheelJS can't be bothered with silly little "rules".
This totally reflects the programming language: Go
You have for sure writing gift. Nice satire 👍, enjoyed the way you change the tone from explanation to persuasion and to just "you use it or you are dump" 😆 .
This is simultaneously hilarious and deeply depressing.
This is the greatest compliment - and the most accurate feedback - that anyone could've possibly provided on this article.