Problem-solving, dry wit, cross-team collaboration, any language after I spend half a day reading its standard library docs, but primarily Elixir, JavaScript, Ruby, and (begrudgingly) Python. I also learned Clojure for an interview once, and one of the interviewers was convinced I had worked with the language before.
Learning/trying
this cool band called "Nirvana". Have you heard of them? I think they're new.
Also looking at potential ways to get through the environment's imminent collapse, and consequently civilization's collapse as well. Currently thinking my best bet is "seduce Sam Altman".
Projects
- Breaking hearts
- Taking names
- Coping with the insurmountable feeling of insignificance in a world being brought to its knees by runaway capitalism, the global resurgence of fascist extremism, and society-changing diseases
- You know, millennial problems
Available for...
all kindsa stuff! I really like hikes 🥾 and video games 👾
Oh you meant career-wise. I guess, ............ programming?
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