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Meme Monday

Meme Monday!

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Sherry Day

I am the AI now

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Sherry Day

Inner peace

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Ben Halpern

It me

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Maciek Fitzner

Can GPT also inform them that "genius" is not an adjective? It's a noun, and the adjective derived from it is "ingenious". No inner peace for me until that's common knowledge.
Stimpy, the manx cat from the Ren & Stimpy cartoon, lying sleepless and pink-eyed

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Matt Ellen-Tsivintzeli

What a genius idea. But luckily for everyone else, noun-adjuncts exist, so they're OK to keep doing what they're doing.

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Maciek Fitzner

Clever! But not brilliant ;)

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Marcelloh
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Maciek Fitzner

As a prescriptivist I refuse to accept examples provided - all quotes from modern entertainment media and celebrities - as proof of validity of this grammatical abomination. Please provide examples from pre-internet era.

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Marcelloh

The original dictionary was printed out and then typed into a computer by some monks ;-)

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Oisรญn

A few pre-internet examples:

"The indolence of a mind, deluded by the persuasive influence of a present, external, and apparent benevolence, strongly illustrates the genius of a weak and susceptible heart" - Jane Austen, "Sense and Sensibility"

"The genius finger of Liberty has put down and wiped away the stain" from a speech by William Lloyd Garrison in 1858

"The genius work of the builder" - from a book on architecture by Eugene Emmanuel Viollet-le-Duc, published in 1854

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Maciek Fitzner

In the Jane Austen quote that is clearly a noun. Notwithstanding the foregone, I hereby stand corrected. It appears as though the corrosion of grammar began much earlier than I'd have thought.

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Oisรญn • Edited

You're right on both fronts. Personally I'd like to see the first instances of my two most-hated corruptions: "literally [figurative, obviously non-literal expression]" and "I could care less if [thing I _couldn't_ care less about]".

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Maciek Fitzner

Oh yes - and "could of", while we're at it. There's also one that I've only seen once but that stumped me like nothing I'd seen before: "minus well" - an inexplicable, radioactive mutation of "might as well".

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Sherry Day

Unrealistic deadlines

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Ben Halpern

Somebody's gotta give the unrealistic deadlines to the client, amirite?

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Parker Waiters

Focus

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Frank Font

So true!

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Ben Halpern

The question is how long it takes to recover, sometimes never ๐Ÿ˜…

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Fyodor

I donโ€™t process this kind of stuff immediately and put it in a queue instead. Which pisses my wife off each time ๐Ÿ˜„ like when I answer in about an hour, โ€œwhat?โ€

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Ben Halpern

Basically same

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webbureaucrat

This is why I keep extremely detailed and trivial checklists.

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Max

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Marcelloh

and then explain to the chief: well I was doing some pretty amazing stuff, when I got this question that took me 15 seconds to answer and 5 hours to get back on the same level that I was before.

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Parker Waiters

No docs

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Ben Halpern

Same

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Parker Waiters

Collect user data

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codingjlu

You can rewrite it with shorter code, oh, ternary is so underrated:

CollectData(user.cookies.agreed ? user : user);
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Ben Halpern

That solves the problem!

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Ivan Isaac

Rounded corners

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Ben Halpern

What's up with that?

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Himanshu Bansal

Now it works, thanks !

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Ivan Isaac

How to become a hacker

Hacking

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Ben Halpern

hacking

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Ivan Isaac

Grid of programmers

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Massimo Artizzu

Linus can be "lawful", but ask how "good" he is to the people he unleashed a river of petty insults onto...

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Diner Das

Insulted, but yes