Ben Halpern

Posted on Oct 24, 2022

Meme Monday 🎃

#discuss #watercooler #jokes

Welcome to another Meme Monday post! Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

Top comments (51)

Diner Das • Oct 24 '22

jmau111⭐ • Oct 24 '22

classic!

Mayank Vikash • Oct 27 '22

Can you explain it for me Mr. Das?
Even I don't why am I so dumb to understand this.

Beebels James • Nov 5 '22

Lol

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

😳😳😳😳😳

David Grindle • Oct 25 '22

lmfaooo that's good

Thomas Hansen • Oct 24 '22

Lucas Perez • Oct 24 '22 • Edited on

Autocorrect, this always remembers how my cellphone usually "corrects" my name, Lucas, to Luvas, which is the portuguese word for "gloves". Pretty much "Hello, my name is gloves" all over the place.

Jean-Michel Fayard 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇧🇪🇸🇨🇴 • Oct 25 '22 • Edited on

My autocorrect is stressing me out because it suggests "fellation" all the time in completely non sexual contexts.

It's embarrassing because if i'm texting a woman i barely know, and the word comes out, it does sound lame to use the excuse "sorry it's not me who use that word, it's auto correct".

Crazy part is that I searched my WhatsApp/telegram/emails and I basically never use that word when writing. So the artificial intelligence overlord isn't actually that clever.

I know I could turn off "offensive words" and use "ducking" everywhere, but I can't do that, excuse my French.

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

😳😳😳😳😳

Bruno • Oct 24 '22

Paul • Oct 24 '22

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

I shaped my skills in SQL and now I'm doing python......DSA with python and oop with python....still I'm useless person in the world.... because I'm unemployed 😭

Besworks • Oct 24 '22

Madhan S • Oct 24 '22

Laughs with clipboard history turned on

Varshith V Hegde • Oct 25 '22

Window key +v user 😂

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

How to save clipboard history?

Madhan S • Oct 26 '22 • Edited on

Windows key + V. Only for the first time, it asks you to turn on the history. But history will be cleared on system restart. Note: This works only on windows. On Ubuntu, you can use clipboard history extension

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 30 '22

Okay!

Bobby Iliev • Oct 25 '22

Website Referrals:

source

Afroze Kabeer Khan. M • Oct 26 '22

Normal screen size 😂

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Diner Das • Oct 24 '22

me_irl

Sasen Perera • Oct 27 '22

hmm....

Python

string = "10"
number = int(string)

JavaScript

let string = "10";
let number = Number(string);

R.J. Robinson • Oct 24 '22

lies....

ruby

"1".to_i

// i'll see myself out

dotHTM • Oct 29 '22

Perl, everything is a string.

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 30 '22

😮😮😮😮

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

This language is Python!

Bruno • Oct 24 '22

Jean-Michel Fayard 🇫🇷🇩🇪🇬🇧🇪🇸🇨🇴 • Oct 24 '22

It's almost as we do a completely different job than doctors :)
On the other hand look at journalists, and likewise they have to google/wikipedia/talk with other journalists and specialists to learn most of everything they know about a particular topic.

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

And the fact that googling programming stuff online and.....day by day practicing it.....makes a person programmer......😲

Parker Waiters • Oct 24 '22

Miss Pooja Anilkumar Patel • Oct 25 '22

Didn't understand 😳😳😭😲

Mayank Vikash • Oct 27 '22

Programming language and programmers too prefer starting the sentence with small case.

For example in java:

public Class Main{}

The first letter that is 'p' of public is in small case.

Now about the meme:
The big dude is telling the cub that the first letter of every sentence is capital as it is the one to receive the light.

Then the cub asks what is that shadowy forest there. The big dude replies that it is the place programmer lives because they are the one who starts their most sentences with a small letter.