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What's your best dev pick-up line?

Adele Francois on February 07, 2018

With Valentine's Day around the corner, what's your best dev pick-up line? Can also be a pick-up line you've seen somewhere!
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Bruno Louzada

Girl are you CSS? Cause you got class

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Christian Vasquez
  • "Would you add your number to my phone's global scope?".

  • "I don't know about you, but I always like to KISS on the first date" (Keep It Simple Stupid).

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Belhassen Chelbi

are you a node module? because I always want to require you :)

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Max

Are you a webpack config?
Because you're hard to understand but so worth it

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endan • Edited

Ready to git commit ted?

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Mike • Edited

“If you were a composer package, I’d require global”

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Allan N Jeremy

Lol, wow

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Yechiel Kalmenson • Edited

Me: hey, we should go out sometime.

Them: (hesitating a bit)

Me: sudo we should go out sometime.

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Christian Vasquez • Edited
  • "Hey, excuse me, but I couldn't stop recursively looking at how beautiful you are."

EDIT:

  • "Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an OutOfMemoryException."
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Ben Halpern

"Everytime I try to count the things I like about you I run into an IndexOutOfBoundException."

I may be mistaken, but wouldn't that mean that you are expecting to find a value at a certain index but it is not there? Meaning, like, I thought I liked 10 things about you, but when I went to look it turned out it was only 7 or so.

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Christian Vasquez • Edited

Yeah, that's actually right... what I wanted to say was that there are even more things than I expected. How could I "refactor" that pick-up line?

#brainfartoftheday

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Kasey Speakman

OutOfMemoryException

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Christian Vasquez

Mah hero! 😂

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Lance Contreras

Good point!

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Stráhl István • Edited

integer overflow? (in C or C++)

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ottonicasio

Wanna unzip my java package?

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Mike

Haha, there's a similar pick up line here, check it out:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg

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Meghan (she/her)

Give me a handshake so I can secure this connection?

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Meghan (she/her)

"Hello, it's me" - A Dell through the Windows

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Christian Vasquez • Edited
  • "You are the right type of Girl.java I need in my life."
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Tune

„Hello, World!“ 🤔

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Christian Vasquez
  • "If you give me the chance, you will never have to create another branch."
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BVЯCH

Damn, so romantic lol

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Camilla Santiago

Are you an exception?
Because I always want to catch you.

K. Bye.

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Enrique Jose Padilla

These are gonna be pretty cheesy but they made me chuckle:

  • Hey girl, my attraction for you got an OutOfMemoryException
  • You seem to be implementing my IdealGirlInterface.
  • Wanna concatenate tonight?
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Prafull Salunke

I got a 404 in my chest.
You just took my heart away.

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Meghan (she/her)

No buffer in the world is big enough to store my love for you

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Jen Chan

"Excuse me, what's the wifi password?"

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Yechiel Kalmenson

Wanna run sudo mount --bind on my system?

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Jose Tomas Gonzalez

You are like a semicolon, without you everything falls apart

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Mathieu Gosselin • Edited

STDIN?

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Mladen Stojanovic

Do we really need to import react-router-dom to link up?

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Christian Vasquez • Edited
  • "No matter how many exceptions life puts between us, I know I will finally get to your 💓".

(Might not be grammatically correct)

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Hunsoo Kim

My immutable love for you is coming from the single source of truth.

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Mathieu Gosselin

for (let me in you ){
me[you].push(it);
me[you].pop();
}

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Avery Hargrave • Edited

SELECT *
FROM World
WHERE someone LIKE '%you%'
;

No results returned

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Mike

I created a clip about the best programmers pick up lines:
youtube.com/watch?v=MmPFMN6nYsg

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Christophe Riolo

You are DoS-ing my heart