Java: A language which is moving zombie variables/objects to an automatic trashing process ("Garbage Collector").
C#: A very Microsoft-centric language, running on the .net framework.
Python: Divided into the very different versions Python 2 and 3 which are incompatible in many ways.
JavaScript: Known for having many developers add dozens of third-party libraries instead of writing actual code with moving standards (ES7 being the newest one) and the Microsoft browser(s) being the bottleneck.
Swift: Made from various other languages which don't fit together that well.
PHP: ?
C++: Known for null pointers (which will inevitably crash your application).
C: Haha, only old weirdos use C, hahaha. (And I do, obviously.)
Assembly: You'll have to put together your own "human" ("application") from the very basics, here pictured as the DNA.
Brainfuck (censored for unknown, probably ridiculous reasons): Just look at a code example to understand the picture.
All great! Just wanted to add to PHP since I do PHP :o)
PHP - balancing upside-down near a ledge - doing crazy risky rhings for no apparent reason. Alluding to the meme of PHP being inherently more insecure than the rest.
A little more light on PHP: The guy is standing on the symbol for a database while wearing an Apache feather, a nod towards the LAMP stack (Linux OS, Apache web server, MySQL database, PHP code).
Eh, somewhat.
I still don't understand what's holding them to implement Web components like the other browsers (note: this is not directly related to JavaScript, but rather to the web platform).
PHP - balancing upside-down near a ledge - doing crazy risky things for no apparent reason. Alluding to the meme of PHP being inherently more insecure than the rest.
Feather: Apache web server, PHP is used with Apache... A LOT.
Database slices: PHP mysqli has been insecure, and in production, for over 15 years.
Balancing on a cliff: 'cause YOLO
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All great! Just wanted to add to PHP since I do PHP :o)
PHP - balancing upside-down near a ledge - doing crazy risky rhings for no apparent reason. Alluding to the meme of PHP being inherently more insecure than the rest.
A little more light on PHP: The guy is standing on the symbol for a database while wearing an Apache feather, a nod towards the LAMP stack (Linux OS, Apache web server, MySQL database, PHP code).
Thanks, that is really useful!
Mostly agree, but like to add...
I'd agree with IE but Edge is pretty cool with regards to new language features.
Eh, somewhat.
I still don't understand what's holding them to implement Web components like the other browsers (note: this is not directly related to JavaScript, but rather to the web platform).
TO be fair to IE11, it's alright. It obviously doesn't support bleeding edge but at least you can reliably test and polyfill for it.
Edge should be much better and it pains me to still find bugs in Edge that I also find in IE11. So much for a complete new browser...
Safari is the real heap of crap these days - both mobile and desktop.
ES7 is two years old now...
PHP - balancing upside-down near a ledge - doing crazy risky things for no apparent reason. Alluding to the meme of PHP being inherently more insecure than the rest.