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Hello? It's GIT you're looking for

(sing to this)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uixkkqOQoD0

🎶I've been coding all alone,
In the glow of my laptop screen,
But my code's got bugs, they're everywhere,
And my coffee's getting cold, it seems.🎶

🎶I just wanna Ctrl + Z,
But my fingers, they're getting tired,
And I wonder if you ever feel,
Like your syntax has expired.🎶

(Chorus)
🎶Hello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.🎶

🎶You're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.🎶

(Verse 2)
🎶I've been staring at this screen,
For what feels like days on end,
And I'm hoping that you'll branch out,
And help me debug this trend.🎶

🎶I just wanna pull you close,
And sync up our commits,
'Cause without you, my dear colleague,
My code's just full of misfits.🎶

(Chorus)
🎶Hello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.🎶

🎶You're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.🎶

(Bridge)
🎶I'm reaching out for you,
But my branch is out of date,
And though I try to rebase,
It's like I'm stuck in a state.🎶

🎶I just wanna Git with you,
And make this codebase shine,
'Cause with you by my side,
We'll deploy our code just fine.🎶

(Chorus)
🎶Hello, is it Git you're looking for?
I can see it in your merge request,
I can see it in your code.🎶

🎶You're just a push away,
But I know you're so far away,
'Cause I can't seem to resolve,
All these conflicts that we've made.🎶

Yes. This was dumb as hell... Sorry for wasting your time.

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