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I once tried to hire a horse. Sadly it said neigh 🐴
Was it at least polite enough to add "Tack."?
It was polite, it said tack men nej tack!
Ah, I didn't suggest this because I didn't know if this was valid.
Like in English, is this something one would actually say? Or is this a translation?
We do say that. It's a polite way of saying no.
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not an animal, but funny none the less:
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Unicorns — those devs that are always on, never make mistakes, and endlessly succeed... wait a minute do unicorns even really exist?!
Guido von Rossum said that the name of Python he picked was not related to any kind of reptiles (the images related to Python really annoys me; I hate it very much). Instead it referred to a figure in a circus called Monty Python. I would like to see the icon/logo of this programming language be replaced by that circus figure.
I like seeing the icon/logo of Go aka Golang Gopher; while ferris in Rust is not really impressive. What about Ant, a build tool for Java ? We can ask James Davidson why he picked the name of his creation.
Sometimes I see elephant is related to PHP.
Pandas are super clumsy and leave panda shaped trails of destruction behind them.
While hamsters just power everything by running on their wheels.
What about dragons though? Your fire marshal may not approve of them frequently burning the office down by accident but I am sure their code would be lit.
Octopuses on the other hand are super smart but their suckers might stick to everything even if the extra limbs help them get twice as much done.
As a cat furry I can confidently say the "cats" one is wrong.
don't forget python
All animals get their office nicknames from the HR, who maintain an updated list of who’s who here:
wiki.ubuntu.com/DevelopmentCodeNames
Spider, Monkey.... Netscape (now Mozilla) seems to be impressed by these animals that they named their Javascript engine using these animals names.
cool jokes.
I got one: cats best operating system is linux
Code monkeys are good for doing data entry.
I'm pretty sure bugs thrive in every programming language 😅😁
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