I'd make a narrator bot.
This will be a device that listens to you speak, in a similar way to Alexa, but without a wake world. Screw privacy for the narratorbot.
Narratorbot would listen for your use of superlatives and imperatives and reply in appropriate fashion:
Me: I will definitely refactor this code later
NB: He did not refactor this code later.
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