1. Block notifications. 2. Close the modal/toast/popup about subscribing to your newsletter. 3. Close/accept the cookies notification. 4. Immediately scroll down. 5. Close the "chat now" window. 6. Forget what I was doing, stare off into space.
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That sums it up beautifully!
I can't get used to the hand movement π€£
Yep, sounds about right. Don't forget to click the mute button on that ad in the sidebar that just randomly started sounding off.
I'm so thankful for that little speaker icon on tabs. I remember when I couldn't figure out what tab/window was playing!!
I usually don't make it past step 2. π
Step 3: close tab, return to search engine...
My experience on your WordPress site because you want a tinge of control: waits 10 seconds for each page to load.
Number 3 is the government.