Hey, have you heard of _____ ?

#humor

-1 : Yeah I think I heard of it? Kubernetes is an Ikea lamp right?
0: No I have not heard of it.
1: No I have not heard of it. Don't tell me about it.
2: No I have not heard of it. What is it?
2: I think I heard of it. Please tell me more.
2.1: I think I heard of it. Please tell me more and invite me to that slack channel.
2.2: I think I heard of it? please tell me more and invite me to both the slack channel and add me as a contributor.
2.3: I think I heard of it? please tell me more and invite me to both the slack channel and add me as a contributor. In fact, I want to know more about you, your life-partner, and everything you hold dear.
3: Yeah I know what that is. I use that in all my projects.
~~4: Yeah I heard of vim, but why the hell would anybody use it as their text editor? what are you, crazy?~~
5: Yeah I heard of it. I don't know how you folks keep up with all these ____.js
6: Yeah I heard of it. Wait, you use that? Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
7: はい。Rubyは、シンプルで生産的なオープンソースの動的プログラミング言語です。エレガントな文法、自然な読書、簡単な文章
8: Yeah, but if you are using that to solve _____, you are doing it wrong.
9: Nods along with a "Mhmm".
???: You bet I heard of it, I wrote that. I am _____ (please follow me on twitter @_____). Now tell me what you had on your mind before realizing that I am the guy that wrote it.

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