Inspired by the Pinocchio's discussion with prince charming in "Shrek":
Prince Charming: You! You can't lie. So tell me, puppet, where is Shrek?
Pinocchio: Uh, I don't know where he's not.
Prince Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is?
Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that it is or isn't almost partially incorrect.