- Discovering new ways of making you wait.
- Your time is very important to us. Please wait while we ignore you.
- Still faster than Windows update.
- We are not liable for any broken screens as a result of waiting.
- Bored of slow loading spinner?, buy more RAM!
- Kindly hold on until I finish a cup of coffee.
- We will be back in 1/0 minutes.
- Why don't you order a sandwich?
- Don't panic, Just count to infinite.
- Please wait, Your PC is not a superman!
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