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Fabio Peluso
Fabio Peluso

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Debugger Rhapsody

Mama, just rewrote a song.
I hope I'm not breaking any copyright. If so, please tell me and I will delete this post.

Is this the real bug? Is this just regression?
Caught in a failure, no escape from deploy
Open your eyes, look up to the logs and see
I'm just a poor dev, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy Rust, easy Go, little Spring, little Node
Any way the build blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Mama, just spot a bug
Put a test against this build
Pulled my install, now it's blown
Mama, build had just begun
But now I've an error and thrown it all away

Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to break the feature
If I've not deployed this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if servers really runs

Too late, my built is done
Sent shivers down my spine
Try-catching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the boss

Mama, ooh
I don't wanna test
Sometimes I wish I'd never developed at all

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