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Ruin a Programming Language Challenge

Domenico Solazzo on June 21, 2020

Let's have fun! Let's start ruining programming language's names for fun. Let's see how much damage we can do to them. Rules...
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JP Antunes

Jajascript

(works best with a Spanish accent though)

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Domenico Solazzo

What about LavaScript?🌋🌋🌋

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Domenico Solazzo

Ahahahah! Good one!

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Tom Hewlett-Taylor

TypoScript

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amananandrai

If Typescript is overrated it must be named as Hypescript😆😆

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Ben Sinclair

I'm not good at these. But I'll give you C-shart.

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Domenico Solazzo

C-SharK also works well!!

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amananandrai

C-shard as in database sharding

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Ben Halpern

Luby
Rubs

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Domenico Solazzo

Ruby on Mails
Ruby on Nails

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Thiago E. Santos

Ruby on Fails

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Domenico Solazzo

🤣🤣🤣

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mayank joshi

Goland->Loland

Node -> lode

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Domenico Solazzo

Node -> Nude🤣

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Gianluca Fabrizi

Ok, we have a winner 🤣

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Domenico Solazzo

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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mayank joshi

Shit didn't realize this 🤯😅

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Ben Sinclair

Nope.

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Domenico Solazzo

🤣

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Domenico Solazzo

PhP -> PhD

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amananandrai

Swift as Shift
And Coffeescript as Toffeescript

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Domenico Solazzo

C++ -> C+-

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lexiestence

C plus plum. Remember to eat some fruits while coding.

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Domenico Solazzo

🤣

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alexandre-o-o

C -> R

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Ellis

PHd

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Nikola Stojaković

Rust => Dust
Dart => Cart
Haskell => Haswell
Lisp => Wisp
Boo => Poo
DinkC => KinkC
Racket => Facket
Nim => Rim
Pike => Puke

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Tom Hewlett-Taylor

I'm sure there's a good one for Dart but I just can't think of it.

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amananandrai • Edited

Quite easily Dirt, Part, Mart, Dark ,and Cart😀😀

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Karthik RP

So, Fart?

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Nancy

Node —> Deno

Guess that’s already taken 😅

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Mahmoud Bashandy • Edited

The favorite programming language for GOT fans is " by theon"

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amananandrai

Java as Lava 🌋

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Domenico Solazzo

Powershell -> PowersMell!

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Tulsi Prasad

Go => Come

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Domenico Solazzo

Go -> No

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Periklis Gkolias

Python >> Pithon >> Hithon (a polite version of python who says hi :) )

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Pavel Núñez Deschamps

Change C# for C-. Like the score at school you got C- on your exam.

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mariapaula-g7

Piethon

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Adnan Babakan (he/him)

C = C + 1

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Arsemmme

C----

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Lucas F. Souza

F

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Domenico Solazzo

C# -> F#

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Domenico Solazzo

R -> A, B, C, .... , Z

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Brookes Stephens • Edited

Rust ~> Ruse

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Domenico Solazzo

FORTRAN -> FARTRAN