Do you want to hire talented people, but you also don't want to commit?
Do you find that you start disliking people after a while, and would rather spend a bunch of time making them do things for you first so you can be sure you won't hate them later?
Did you have to jump through hoops to get where you are and don't feel obliged to give anyone else an easier time?
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