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K.M Ahnaf Zamil
K.M Ahnaf Zamil

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[Joke] Bad things about every programming language

This is just a sarcastic post where I rant about the bad sides of every programming language I have tried/used. Please don't be offended, as this just for entertainment purposes.

Let's get started:

Python: Slow as hell, no generics or types. I am not Harry Potter, Parseltongue is not for me. Spaces and tabs don't work together well. SNEK!!!

JavaScript: My life is undefined, every single tutorial on the internet is on JS.

TypeScript: Error: Property sanity of type Mind is undefined.

Java: I wish I had a widescreen monitor. JVM taking too much of my RAM. And the error tracebacks are bigger than my p- (rogramming skills)

C++/C: I wish pointers didn't exist, and type conversion was easier.

Rust: Lifetimes don't make sense. Car-go, car not fly.

Golang: No generics, error handling is disgusting. Why use zero values if nil exists? (nevermind, they got generics now.....)

C#: Microsoft™ Java. Also, pointers are useless here.

HTML: A very good programming language.

CSS: The only thing I can flex about in my life is a flexbox that I made when I was 12 years old.

I hope you enjoyed this post. Again, please don't take this offensively. A lot of the programming languages on this post are the ones I use, and they are pretty good. I just made the bad things sound funny :)

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Andrie

At the java one you should've put "Java: I wish I had a widescreen monitor, So i can read all of the error logs coming in."

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Hargunbeer Singh

Lmfao you need to edit the rant about Go because we've got generics in Go 1.18 beta😂