Javascript: Mr Mime

• Not that great until it copies the best bits of other languages

PHP: Pidgey

• Its everywhere so you will probably end up using it at some point in your adventure career

Basic: Tangela

• looks like spaghetti

C: Farfetch'd

• has no automatic garbage collector so 'leeks' everywhere

MySQL: Jigglypuff

• Looks nice enough but will send you to sleep