The Christmas Season is Here!

The time of constant parties and outings either by yourself or with your family. But most importantly, it’s the season of billings! So, while the economy skyrockets and it gets harder for you to save up money to enjoy the holiday, here are some of our favorite alternative products that can help you stay fresh (or land in the hospital) and have money to enjoy the holiday!

8. POPSI

Keep refreshed this Christmas with Popsi! If you drink it fast enough and don’t pay too much attention to the label, I don’t think you’ll be able to tell the difference! At least till you go to the toilet.

7. DAVE

Keep yourself smelling nice and your skin clean with Dave soap. Its nice smell and potential to cause skin rashes and reactions easily make it a top competitor. Who needs glowing skin when the beach sun will ruin it anyway? The goal is to bathe, every other concern should come after.

6. OPENUP

Keep your teeth clean and potentially falling out with Openup! At the end of the day, No teeth=No cavities.

5. IDROID

Confuse your enemies with this cheap and affordable Idroid! Is it an iPhone or an Android? Only God knows. Completely stop the insults from the IOS users by confusing them as well as yourself!

4. SOCIAL SPRAYS

Ever wanted to smell like your favorite social media? Ever wanted to know what an avid Facebook user smells like? Well, we’ve got you covered! Now you can smell like WhatsApp, YouTube, or even an iPhone 6s. With these scents, people don’t need to ask you what your favorite social media is because you can smell like them!

3. JUDE

The classic Jordan dupes. Who cares about the brand of shoes if it fits with the outfit right? As long as you’re dripping why should you care whether you’re wearing Jordans or Judes? Dripping is the goal and if Kunle can do the job, who are we to judge.

2. SNIPERS

This Product is a personal favorite of mine. Is it to kill rodents with style or to poison yourself because of billing? Snipers have got you covered. It’s the sheer confusion of this product that makes me love it so much. Guess you’ll never know till you try.

1. NICE COUSINS

What’s the point in having four cousins if none of them are nice? Try Nice Cousins today! Will you discover a luxury taste or end up in the hospital? There’s only one way to find out. And if you’re not a fan of Cousins, Big Brothers is also a nice alternative! Either way, you will open bottles this Christmas. Na bottle I wan open, I no kill person.