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They say that a junior developer's mistakes have a small impact on a project, but a senior dev's mistakes have a big impact, so by that logic, the experienced programmer's rake should be even bigger.
Dan has more than 22 years of software design, development, and architecture experience. He is also a husband, father, carpenter, and runs obstacle races like Tough Mudder.
Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
He/Him/His
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
This reminds me of a sign I used to drive by a lot that read "End 55 MPH Speed Limit". I was always like "Woohoo, the only speed limit that existed just ended!"
He/Him/His
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
He/Him/His
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
A coworker had this pinned on her desk divider when I got my first programming job and I've passed it on to every programmer I've worked with since then:
He/Him/His
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
He/Him/His
I'm a Software Engineer and a teacher.
There's no feeling quite like the one you get when you watch someone's eyes light up learning something they didn't know.
Software dev at Netflix | DC techie | Conference speaker | egghead Instructor | TC39 Educators Committee | Girls Who Code Facilitator | Board game geek | @laurieontech on twitter
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.0000000019 root beers.
Bartender: โIโll have to charge you extra for that, thatโs a root beer float.โ
Programmer: โWell in that case make it a double.โ
19 yo student *and* a full-time developer.
Building with Rails currently, exploring new frontiers.
I enjoy functional programming, Linux, FOSS, refactoring and mentoring :)
I've been coding for over 20 years now! (WOAH, do I feel old)
I've touched just about every resource imaginable under the Sun (too bad they were bought out by Oracle)
A design-minded front-end developer focused on building beautiful interfaces & experiences. Loves being multidisciplinary, problem-solving, and learning new things.
Software crafter, mentor at @devscola, public speaker, currently working as RoR developer at @NextailLabs, owner of http://fightingkitten.webcindario.com
A Full Stack Software Consultant in the day, a Data Scientist in the Evening, an Innovative Thinker in the Night. Did I forget to say I am a powerful dreamer during the Mid nights? ;)
Education
Masters in Data Science, Indian Institute of Technology
Have more than 10 years of experience in designing, developing and maintaining database systems on diverse platforms such as Oracle, Postgres, MySQL, Mongo, Cassandra, Redis, and SQLServer.
There are hundreds of brilliant xkcd comics. This one might be my favorite:
source
Classic.
DenverCoder9 answers DenverCoder9: โnvm, figured it out.โ
Hahaha! Right!?
I alluded to this in my post today! dev.to/laurieontech/don-t-get-fool...
Just because you find the question on google...doesnโt mean youโll find the answer alongside it :/
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Holy shit--this is so accurate!
They say that a junior developer's mistakes have a small impact on a project, but a senior dev's mistakes have a big impact, so by that logic, the experienced programmer's rake should be even bigger.
I fell asleep on the keyboard, and it exited my
visession.ZZ.The easy way to exit is to just restart your computer!
github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim this might be helpful
We literally have this posted on the wall in our office.
I love that, was going to post it myself. Hilarious :D It's on our wall too.
A classic.
This has always been one of my favorites!
Always loved this one
I think I love this so much because for a long time I had no clue where it was reported ๐
me too!(I was also my own admin.)
This one was sent to me by a coworker after my first bug fix gone wrong. Definitely cheered me up!
I feel this in my bones
Might as well have tagged me in this one
This is so true though
I recently read this gem on reddit.com/r/programmerhumor
For anyone who deals in formal logic I've always been partial to the following.
Programmer's spouse: Could you go to the store and buy a gallon of milk? If there are eggs get a dozen.
...Programmer return some while later with a dozen gallons of milk...
Programmer's spouse: Why on Earth did you buy twelve gallons of milk?!
Programmer: Well there were eggs.
Classic!
Reminds me of this one:
The programmers roommate texts them "hey, while you're out can you please buy some milk?"
The programmer never returned...
He should crash, he don't have enough money to buy infinite milk.
infinite loop. LOL
This reminds me of a sign I used to drive by a lot that read "End 55 MPH Speed Limit". I was always like "Woohoo, the only speed limit that existed just ended!"
Lol, apparently speed limits can be nested, so when you go from a 75mph zone to a 55mph zone you're still in the 75... ๐ค
A coworker had this pinned on her desk divider when I got my first programming job and I've passed it on to every programmer I've worked with since then:
sandraandwoo.com/2012/11/19/0430-s...
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My wife is currently giving me funny looks because I cannot stop laughing after seeing this!
Unfortunately I identify previous experiences with this one!.. Good laughs
Been there
Been there as well. Now I prefer a language, where the Compiler wonโt allow this.
Who hasn't ๐ญ
Thankfully without the murderous robots though...
That we know of...
Amazing
This will always remind of this:
destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
I lol'd in public while walking my dogs because of this.
"There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors."
"There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery"
my fav. tho
Not my favorite of all time, but a good one I saw the other day.
I couldn't find my favorite one.
So here you go.
A programmer walks into a bar and orders 1.0000000019 root beers.
Bartender: โIโll have to charge you extra for that, thatโs a root beer float.โ
Programmer: โWell in that case make it a double.โ
It's my favorite.
Been there too! The guy regretted it afterwards.
My fave goes something like this.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Unexpected } on line 42
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I have a few.
I don't know about my favorite, but this just made me giggle
I now also want IOS 13 to provide free psychotherapy via siri.
In GNU Emacs, you can run
M-x doctorto start a session with Elisa-like chatbot turned psychotherapist. It's amusing at times.I know I'm a bit late, but this one worth a view:
Kids today with their interpreted language will never understand...
xkcd.com/303/
Yeah, we're living the programmer dream.
waits three minutes for symphony to rebuild the service containers
lol, so accurate
Last one. Sorry for spamming the thread; just had to share!
My favorite joke: "I'll look into it."
How did the programmer die in the shower?
He read the instructions on the shampoo - rinse and repeat.
This got me lol
One said the site was hacked with CSS.
The other laughed.
Without
Knowing
What
Is
CSS:
Cross Site Scripting
Isn't that why they call it XSS?
A C++ class can touch a
friend'sprivates, but it can't touch afriend's child*'sprivates.* subclass
The xkcd where people ask for your ip, are given 127.0.0.1 and they all knock themselves offline.
Ack! It was User Friendly.
All Strips from commitstrip.com/en/ are spot-on to me
Not strictly a coding joke but relatable for programmers I think.
How do you comfort a JavaScript bug? - Console it hahaha
Dilbert where the engineer takes a beauty nap at work to increase productivity.
twitter.com/joppyme/status/1086195...
Two Database administrators went to a NoSQL bar. You know what? They couldn't find tables.
Few weeks back, I was coding, only god and I understood how the code worked.
Today only God knows how it works.
๐
When a programmer counting these apples ๐
just another one!
I think it's nice.
My fav joke: I write code that dont have any errors, although my QA team always asks how do we debug this?