Tell me you're web developer without telling me you're a web developer.

I'll go first.

Nothing drives me crazier than a website that has 4k pixel images downloading to display 100 pixel.

I'm going to count until 3:
0, 1, 2, 3

I open up inspect element in front of a friend and they think I'm hacking the matrix.

When I access my router's portal and see JQueryUI I feel sad...

1. works on my machine
2. localhost:3000 doesn't work

An error that changes = progress.

This comment is !important :)

I can answer the question "What browser are you using?" 😂

I get enraged when a website tells me that email addresses containing + are not valid

I cringe when I see a .php at the end of an URL

Sad but true

When you open my .bashrc you'll find this:

alias npr="nvm use ; npm run dev || npm run start || npm run serve"

I use a forum called StackOverflow

Page 404

Monospace all the things.

I use console tab to do calculations rather than calculator.