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Meme Monday

Ben Halpern on August 05, 2024

Meme Monday!

Today's cover image comes from last week's thread.

DEV is an inclusive space! Humor in poor taste will be downvoted by mods.

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Daniel Pepuho

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Syakir

Accurate

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tehmoth

except the bullet only gets halfway down the barrel of the nano gun and falls on the ground.

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Fraser Young

meme monday

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William

console.log('test')

console.log('test 2')

console.log('test test here')

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Jack

console.log('why wont you reach this line??')

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Schemetastic (Rodrigo)

console.log("working");

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tehmoth

so programmerhumor has found bell curve meme replacement

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Renan Ferro

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Ben Halpern

lol

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Jenna

That's funny 😂

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BernerT

meme monday

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NLxDoDge

Jokes on you, that was Java UnCompiled code. You then need to search in the Compiled code, and the lines to only to 30 😂

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Michael Solati

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Jack

This is so painfully true 😅

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Alvaro Montoro

Today's comiCSS:

cartoon with two panels showing two people talking. One has long spiky hair, the other one has a more classic hair and says 'cool haircut! did you go to the hairdresser?'. The person with spiky hair replies: 'No, I was just reviewing the new Junior's PR'

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Dun

meme monday

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Ezpie

these guys again? I just came watching them in r/programminghumor. I guess the Olympics is more popular amongst us programmers.

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roshan khan

i still cant imagine how he managed to not get gold with that sigma of a personality

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WillemGouws

why no ++ in linux (sad)

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Ava Nichols

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Ben Halpern • Edited

Today's awful AI-generated meme

Deploying on friday

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Jack

Ugh I hate it when both the prodection server and the propuction server crash on the same day

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Mr. Linxed

Oh no!

The Coffee Sørfer crashed!

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Fyodor

They still got some foffee though...

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a.infosecflavour

🤣hilarious

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Jerry Hargrive

meme monday

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BBM

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Charles Brown

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1Link.Fun

first time to know....

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Massimo Artizzu

Pretty much always knew.
It's also (or at least used to be) the fastest way to empty an array with a mutable operation.

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Dream

meme monday

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NLxDoDge

Jokes on you, Java 22 already made it better :)
You can from version 22 on do:

// Before
class HelloWorld {
    void main() {
        System.out.println("Hello, World!");
    }
}

// After
void main() {
    System.out.println("Hello, World!");
}
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Source: openjdk.org/jeps/463

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NLxDoDge

But now waiting for the print function lol.

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NLxDoDge

To be fair you can make your own.

class Print {
    private Print() {}

    public static void print(String input) {
        System.out.println(input);
    }

    public static void print(String input, Object... args) {
        System.out.printf(input, args);
    }
}
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CitronBrick

Really ?!

For the novice, static is not just mysterious but harmful:

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Sawyer Wolfe

meme monday

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Ethan Anderson

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Ivan Isaac

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Jenna

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Fred Functional

meme monday

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Schemetastic (Rodrigo)

Starts like the first one, if it doesn't work, ends like the second one. 🤔

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Ansil Graves

meme monday

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Galloway Developer

meme monday

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Parker Waiters

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Best Codes

Yep. This is Electron.

meme

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Asanka

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Christopher Wright

meme monday

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Jance Jacobs

meme monday

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1Link.Fun

Explain why we cant have this feature for sales

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Jason Burkes

meme monday

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Best Codes

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Massimo Artizzu

Eh, once upon a time...
Now Opera is just another Blink-based browser.
Offering a free VPN... and owned by a Chinese security firm.

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Sherry Day

meme monday