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Top comments (54)
My code fails.
I do not know why.
My code works.
I do not know why.
😜
:)
include
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Beautiful is better than ugly." << endl;
cout << "Explicit is better than implicit." << endl;
cout << "Simple is better than complex." << endl;
cout << "Complex is better than complicated." << endl;
cout << "Flat is better than nested." << endl;
cout << "Sparse is better than dense." << endl;
cout << "Readability counts." << endl;
cout << "Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules." << endl;
cout << "Although practicality beats purity." << endl;
cout << "Errors should never pass silently." << endl;
cout << "Unless explicitly silenced." << endl;
cout << "In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess." << endl;
cout << "There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it." << endl;
cout << "Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch." << endl;
cout << "Now is better than never." << endl;
cout << "never is often better than right now." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea." << endl;
cout << "If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea" << endl;
cout << "Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those" << endl;
}
code with C++
Think I'm a genius
Bend computers to my will
I just google stuff
coding is the best
don’t let it make you feel dumb
keep calm, debug on
Also
we are all friends here
there is room for all people
but... tabs are for chumps
I will fight you man
tabs are better than spaces
refrigerator
I can't tell a lie
your word skills are impressive
now I think we're friends
Sorry, I can’t stop!
python: less is more
ruby: devs should be happy
what langs do you love?
True af
I'm a nice guy, but
write CSS in JS?
I'll lose my damn mind.
That second line. Nice!
what is with this code?
oh my, looks like I wrote it
what was I thinking?
All time favourite:
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
All of the above - Has it been that long since I laughed at my computer? ! lmao
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. - defo 1st level engineering
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
loooooooool
Ah that reminds me, need to put back my 404 page - thanks :)
Why doesn't this work?
I've checked syntax ninety times!
Oh, missed bracket.
You find the right names
avoid off-by-one errors
and document well
Hold my breath, click "Build";
All tests display green checkmarks
Git add, commit, push
so thats how it works...
Code belongs to us
And never only to me
Collaboration
Why fight good standards?
Save your mind for real problems!
Just use Prettier.
"Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live"
― John Woods
Make it work,
Make it readeble,
Make it efficient.