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Aidas Petryla

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🔥🚀 Unmasking the 10 Sins of Merge Requests! 🚀🔥

  1. Big & Fat 🐘: Sending an MR that's as hefty as an elephant in a tutu. Let's keep it lean and focused, shall we?

  2. Fishy Car Market Style 🚗: Ever seen a car for sale with no description, comments, or references? Yeah, that doesn't fly in MRs either. Give context, folks!

  3. Tag Everyone Madness 🏷️: Tags are for friends, not for drowning everyone's inbox. Let's keep the tag frenzy in check.

  4. Football Match Diaries ⚽: Discussing yesterday's match in your MR? Let's stick to the coding arena, shall we?

  5. Nitpicking Extravaganza 🧐: Remember, nitpicking isn't an Olympic sport. Quality matters, but so does sanity!

  6. Wait Hours, Approve in Minutes ⏳⌛: Why to hold the collegues back? Let's keep the MR wheels turning smoothly!

  7. Titles shine too bright 👓: "Ima senior, ya know!" Best ideas can come from anywhere!

  8. Commit Popcorn Parade 🍿: A commit for every kernel popped? Let's keep it meaningful and organized.

  9. Cat-Certified Commits 🐱⌨️: Feline coding experts aren't a thing. Please, don't let your cat handle the commit messages!

  10. Tradition Trumps All 🎉: "We'll do it because we always did it!" Times change, and so should our practices. Embrace the new!

Have more MR sins to share? Let's learn from these blunders together! 🙌💡

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