30+ years of tech, retired from an identity intelligence company, now part-time with an insurance broker.
Dev community mod - mostly light gardening & weeding out spam :)
All of the above - Has it been that long since I laughed at my computer? ! lmao
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. - defo 1st level engineering
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
loooooooool
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All time favourite:
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
Ah that reminds me, need to put back my 404 page - thanks :)
All of the above - Has it been that long since I laughed at my computer? ! lmao
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred. - defo 1st level engineering
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
loooooooool