The Worst of Kat

I'm flat out of creativity today, so I'm just going to compile the content I've most successfully terrorized Twitter with. Hope you enjoy!

Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

as developers, we're extremely fortunate.

our passion just so happens to be very lucrative and in-demand. this doesn't happen to other professions.

if a doctor is obsessed with surgery and does it in their free time, they end up on the news

01:37 AM - 01 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

13:36 PM - 08 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

coworker showing me code I wrote 3 years ago: so can you tell me what it does?

me:

00:48 AM - 15 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

Artists:
"I use watercolors!"
"That's cool! I oil paint."

Musicians:
"I play guitar."
"Sick! I'm a drummer, we should play together sometime."

Programmers:
"I use React."
"ANGULAR IS THE BEST AND I WILL FUCKING FIGHT YOU. WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'M COMING FOR YOU"

07:19 AM - 17 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

06:55 AM - 21 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

i'm a 10x developer. i write 10x the normal amount of bugs

01:14 AM - 22 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

💁‍♀️ Hi everyone, I'm learning Javascript!

🙋‍♂️ Learn React!
🙅‍♂️ Wrong! Learn Angular!
🤷‍♂️ Have you heard of our lord and savior, Vue?
🤦‍♂️ Stay with vanilla JS!
🙆‍♂️ Do it all in CSS!
💁‍♂️ Javascript is garbage and you're all idiots. Only back-end devs are real devs.

🚶‍♀️

10:44 AM - 22 Jun 2019

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Katerina Borodina

@kathyra_

*finds a solution that takes 30 minutes to code*

this won't do

*spends next 7 hours finding a solution that only takes 20 minutes to code*

perfect. yet another productive day

10:44 AM - 29 Jun 2019

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