Both funny examples. My favorite (when needed) is git rip-history (force-push).
Other than that, I only have a couple that are useful for my workflow.
One that I haven't seen elsewhere is this:
git email (git config --global user.email).
git config --global user.email
Also, I realized while typing this that yours were bash aliases like above. I still haven't made the transition from git aliases...
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