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What's your wifi's name?

helenanders26 profile image Helen Anderson Updated on ・1 min read

If you live in a big city or even work in one, you've probably seen some interesting wifi names in your time when you connect.

Tell your wifi love her?
The Internet
Click here for internet Mum

Tell me the funniest ones you've seen!


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ha, this is a funny question.

Mine is "searching...", previous ones of "mum, click this", and "police surveillance van" are also fun.



"Searching ..." is such a power move

Police Surveillance Van is probably my favourite :D


Hahaha. Your Mom is a clever woman..


import Internet from "wifi"πŸ€“


I like that.. <3


We can do that import or just we can copy by clonning.


I like 'Martin Router King' and once saw 'Gulaschkanone' that's German and stands for 'Goulash canon'


Lol Martin Router King. That's creative.


Cool.. or the late Adolf Hitler .. πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—


There used to be one in my old neighborhood named "Magic Mike".

And I was going for a drive yesterday and can across one named "FinalRestingPlace". I'm guessing it was a cemetery. πŸ‘€


Whoa that's dark ...


It was WinterIsComing for a bit. Just renamed it to Entertainment720. My phone's hotspot has been many things. NSA Surveillance Van #6, Drop It Like it's Hotspot πŸ”₯ πŸš€ Launch Sequence Initiated (you can use emojis in the wifi name), Nβˆ€Λ₯ ʎW ɟɟO ʇǝ׀ Currently it's Theres no place like


One may not render properly but it's Get Off My Lan but upside down and backwards. From here upsidedowntext.com/


I've always thought it was kinda clunky using non-ASCII characters to type things umop apisdn.


' DROP TABLE networks; --


An oldie but a goodie


Definitely an inspiration for this joke :)


Thank you guys for having a short time.. im enjoying.. but time to nap. Its late now.. Need to sleep.. be safe guys.. Nice to chat guys.. Tomorrow i'll be back.. be safe again guys


Please don't ask this as there's a list of these names with their actual location πŸ˜… see wigle.net/


The internet has everything.


Thank you, didn't know about that


Currently it's 'It hurts when IP' and the guest network is named 'Bill Wi the science Fi' :D


Mine too, haha :D


Don't know if they are funny or stupid, but people are using these in my neighbourhood:
"FBI Surveillance Van #007"
"Connection Timed Out"
"Go Get Your Own Wifi"

*Then there are some guys who simply use their phone numbers...


Mine is Hooli πŸ™‚



I just watched the last season, so sad it's over


My password is 'pleasedontstealmywifi'


the internets is my home and my hotspot is var wifi = 'true';


impeach trumpΒ πŸ˜…


I use an emoji πŸ‘»


que morro tan pirata


que vato tan mamΓ³n


Stark Industries


In my school when we have huge meetings , people just start discussions using wifi hotspots, we end up with something like:
-yall agree with this?
-the lavatory is in need of repair
-who took my bike
-get a better bike
-guys that lavatory

Funniest thing you ever saw πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


in his third university year, at their digs my son and his flatmates had


so for a little while at home here we used
tellmywifiloveher (3G)
tellmyhubilovehim (5G).

We've gone back to manufacturers default, because someone from an Eastern European Secret Service convinced us with the reasons not to stand out

  • JEBUS (2.4 GHz)


There truly is a Simpsons quote for everything


OnlyForNerds and UseYourOwnWiFi


I got two, Potato-Fi and Bumblebee, very random :P


Mine is TP-Link_4178 and it came with the box 😁


My Lastname and House lol.

Egwuenu's House

I know not so good with naming things πŸ˜†


Super useful when you have friends come over who need to connect though!


You can make their life easier by sticking a QR! Here’s a generator I made: shareby.cam/wifi.

Also, my WiFi’s name is HP-Print-XX-6318. Might ward-off people thinking it’s just a printer intranet.


Well, mine is quite simple kushal_fbtmd, but once I found airport_ from my house; there is no airport near my house πŸ˜‰


Kind of like finding 'anonymous white van' outside your house


You might have found an apple user. Apple calls their wireless access points "AirPort".


My parental Home is in a remote location and getting a dedicated fibre line to my place was costly enough. There's also a FUP, so the name is "CostlyInternetNotForFree", just to offend neighbours who might be tempted to use the new Fibre in the block.


The name of my cat: Cherry Pie


That is such a cute name for a cat ... and wifi :D


Mine is Hidden Network.



Funniest that I've seen: "404 WiFi not found"




Have you considered changing to: HappyWifiHappyLifi ? lol


Mine is WineNot I never thought about adding emoji 🍷


Mine is Winternet is coming




Oh wait you said WiFi name right? πŸ€ͺ


Mine is TaiFi - because my last name, lol.


Blippi, my 6 year old named it. I thought he made it up at the time. πŸ˜ƒ


I had to google what Blippi was, adorable and completely understandable that your 6 year old picked it :D


β€œInternet uit een doosje”, which is Dutch for β€œInternet from a box”.
And therefore we’ve used β€œInternet zonder draadje” what means β€œInternet without a wire”.


Mine is just my name backward: Nodrog
A new neighbor set up FBI Surveillance Van. Then parked a crappy looking van outside his house.
Coming out of an apartment complex: "We can hear you having sex"
Then there is the classic: Hack this! Next day it was: Challenge accepted!


We have a hulk πŸ˜‚


Mine is Zoidberg, and the name of my router is Fry πŸ‘Œ


"It's the second one that shows up"


I've three networks at home:

  • 404 Wi-Fi Not Found
  • 400 Bad Request
  • 401 Authorization Required

You should switch one to 402 Payment Required


Yes, definitely, this is a good one πŸ‘Œ


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A wifi of ice & fire 🧊πŸ”₯


my one of favorite "1 Mbps Wifi Plan" no one will try to hack.


"FBI SURVEILLANCE NODE 77598A" because that looks legit.


"Connectivity Problems"
"0.4 kbps"
"NSA tracking"


. thats my wifi name


Mine is "Lan Solo"