The banana problem is real where I work too. The apples and pears hang around forever and people go between floors to hunt them down.
I like the Pub and Paddle idea. It's tricky to sell the social club idea without making it all about the booze. We've recently done a 'pub quiz' event that was more about the quiz and competition between teams.
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