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fultonbrowne profile image Fulton Browne ・1 min read

What are your best bits of developer humor?

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Matt Eland

Chuck Norris' keyboard has 3 keys: 0, 1, and Deploy to Production

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Zohar Peled • Edited

Chuck Norris doesn't have a keyboard. He speaks machine code. Telepathically.

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Matt Eland

Or machine code speaks Chuck Norris

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Matt Eland • Edited

Chuck Norris can access properties on null references. Scientists think that the system is so afraid of Norris that it constructs the relevant objects on demand in order to avoid roundhouse.exe

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Zohar Peled

There are 10 hard things in computer science.
Memory management and... Damn, forgot the second one.

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Grzegorz Ziemonski

Definitely 0s, 1s are overrated.