If you don't like JSON, use YAML. It's available in pretty much all the regions, at this point. Big down-side to converting, though, is if you're making used of many of the dynamism-promoting techniques mentioned by the OP, most of the converters puke all over their shoes.
My point was that serialization formats should not be used as programming languages.
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