Terrible Interview Questions

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Lets have some fun, and come up with the worst job interview question you can think of.

We have all heard about the job interview questions which are simply bad. Questions which test no practical skill, like asking people to write a quick sort implementation on a whiteboard. Or simply weird questions, which you have no idea about what they could imply, like "Are you a dog person or cat person?".

So let me hear the worst interview questions you can come up with. Which are so bad, that they become funny. (Bonus points if this was an actual question.)

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Interviewer: "Did you heard about this facebook thing?"
Me: "Sure"
Interviewer: "Can you than develop something like that?"
Me: "What?"
Interviewer: "What?"

 
 

Interviewer (CTO): "I don't know anything about frontend. But look at this regex on this piece of paper and tell me what it does"

Me: "This is impractical, but It looks like an email validation"

Interviewer: "Tell me what is wrong with it"

Me: "I mean I would use a computer for this"

 

What's wrong with it is that you can't validate an email address using a regular expression - the syntax is too complex. But as an answer (or, indeed, a question) that's extraordinarily niche...

 

I would say it's fairly simple to validate-- just not with regex.

With regex; I'd just test ([^]+)@([^]{1,255}). Or with JS: /(.+)@(.{1,255})/su.

 

Interviewer: When you are planning to get married?

Me (Surprised): Why do you ask this question?

Interviewer: Since people may take Some time off if they got married, soo?

Me (I was like what???): I am 21. I didn't plan for the next 5 years. And basically, I am a guy. there are no chances that I go for paternity leave. Moreover, it is a very personal question.

The above was the question asked to me by some HR in the last round of interview. I declined the company offer because of it.

 

I bet that company doesn't hire women at all, as they might get married and might get pregnant.
The question is so terrible it overshoots being funny and lands to being just plain horrible.

 

My experience.

We hire a secretary and in 3 months, maternity-leave.
So, we hire another secretary, 4 months and again, maternity-leave.

Finally, we ran an office without a secretary while we paid for 2 secretaries at the same time.

It's illegal to ask, but we ask it anyway. Let's say a candidate says "I don't want to ask", our answer is ok, we continue the interview, sometimes we allowed to pass to the next stage, and we kicked out the candidate.

 

You kick out candidates who don't answer the question: Are you planning to have a baby soon?

Yes, and I paid for it with my own money (instead of using the money of somebody else).

But let's say we hire a woman and she asks for a maternity leave?. Who is screwed?.

The stockholders?.

Not really but the whole team, for example, they could get more workload, maybe extra hours, raises could be put on hold and so on.

By that logic, shouldn't you ask your candidates if they are practicing a sport where they might injure themselves and miss work? A man tells you he is skyiing in the weekends is as big a risk as a woman who might want a baby some day don't you think?
If he breaks his leg and has to miss a few months of work, those poor colleagues will suffer the consequences. Do your futur employees even have the right to have a life outside of work? Or must they be living for the job, and be sure to never do anything that "might" make them miss work?

You are never worked with HR or Insurance (or hiring personal), are you?.

You say about skiing and you know what, WE hunt for that information.

  • Dangerous sports (skiing is in the sh*t list)
  • Smoking
  • Drinking
  • Drugs
  • Overweight
  • And some other conditions.

Why do you think in many places they ask you that information? For fun?.

ps: I have a skiing injury.

Hunting is not really the problem (but if I'm looking for a software dev job, I can't see why I should give those infos), the problem is that you (or HR or whatever) discriminate based on that.

It opens the door for countless of discriminations, you even add: some other conditions. You first started with women that have the potential to get pregnant, now we've added dangerous sports (dangerous is such a relative term... I play soccer, I could very well break my leg, should I reconsider having that as a hobby? πŸ˜‚).

I guess I could understand certain things for insurances (only a few...). But to get a job? An office job??? Come on...

I have the same conversation a couple of years ago.

What is the difference between discrimination and selection?

Discrimination is bad if not illegal while selection it's what HR does. But and finally, they are the same, factors that we should consider.

How those factors are considered, it's up to the job. For example, I see a specific IT work that explicitly hires women (in fact, a top job, no less). Is it discrimination against male?. Sure. However and since it is illegal, then they converted the discrimination => selection by calling all candidates (male and females) to the whole the process of selection and finally they pick only the women. But, is it fair?. OF COURSE NOT, in fact, it is annoying to the male candidates but since we live in a world where hypocrisy is gifted, so it just follows the trend. It would be easy (and fair) to say "Only females!" but again, it is illegal.

Well, I suppose the law can only protect workers up to a certain point. When a company wants to discriminate against some things in their hiring process, they will most likely always find a way to succeed. Not fair, most likely illegal, but as long as HR people accept to employ such strategies, things will be difficult to modify.

Thanks for the conversation, I learned a lot.

 

Not cool anyway.
Doesn't your country have a social fund to reimburse maternity-leave costs?

Of course, it's not cool but to lead means to make tough decisions. Sometimes we (as leader) could pass the problem to HR.

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BECAUUUUSEE _____ FILL THE BLANK.

Anyways, fact > wishful thinking, no matter if you like it or not.

ps: don't be dumb, don't kill the messenger. I just say what happens.

 

I don’t know what country you’re in, but in the USA asking questions like that is a quick way to get sued out of existence.

Exactly and it's not rare for those cases, for example, to fulfill some State laws, HR selects and discards by name. It's easy, it's clean and it's allowed by the law.

For example:

nysscpa.org/news/publications/the-...

HR works in tandem with payment (budget) and legal.

Now, is it fair? And I repeat, no but it is how the World works.

 

I have a feeling this company also likes to ask women if they're planning on having children anytime soon. NOT ok.

 

I do not think that this happened in USA because it is illegal to ask any sort of questions like. Do you have wife? Do you have children etc..

Yeah sure later when you are hired, you got to put Married, 15 kids and 3 cats for your insurance and taxes but at interview? Nope.

 
 

Which collection data structure to you most associate with?

  • Stack
  • Queue
  • Skip list
  • Bloom filter

Somebody who's a stack would obviously always work on the latest thing which was given to them. And a queue person would always finish the things which came in first.

A skip list person organized all their work in layers, where each layer has a bunch of tasks linked together.

The bloom filter person could reliably answer that they are not working on something. But cannot be completely sure if they are working on something.

 
 

"What's your favorite Star Trek series?"

It's really bad to expect your employees to fit into some kind of arbitrarily-defined "nerd" culture.

 
 
 

Same problem with sports. It may not come up as much in tech, but as someone working at not-a-tech-firm, people love to talk about sports. And I just don't find any appeal in it. There's no room for me in those conversations.

Also, DS9, obviously.

 

"If our company starts with a Z does that mean it will be at the bottom of googles search list?"

 

"If you were a car what kind of car would you be?"

This was a real question asked in a job interview (just not to me).

 
 
 

These ones were real for me.

Interviewer: "Do you get along well with your family?"
Me: "What?"
--
Interviewer: "Why is JavaScript single threaded"
Me: "Have you heard of threadpool?"
--
Phone call.
Me: "Hello, I have an interview and I wasn't allowed in the building"
Interviewer/HR: "Oh no problem, the whole team got fired."
--
Interviewer: "Write me the code for reversing a string"
Me: writes string.reverse()
Interviewer: "I have no idea if this works"
--
Interviewer: "How important is the salary for you?"
Me: ...

And now fictional.
Would Shrek be a good weatherman?

 

rofl the team fired and string.reverse() ones gave me a chuckle

 

Interviewer: "Explain to me how does Helicopter functions?"

This was actually asked to me at the last round by the Technical lead of the company.

P.S. I am a software developer I have nothing to do with aviation.

 

Actually that is a great question for testing analytical thinking, logic and to see tought process...
Question is not there to actually explain techical details of a machine, it is more just a reason to discous, understand, analyse and explain however more suitable question would be "explain implementation of feature x" :)

 

I do agree with you it's just that, the question caught me by surprise as I was not expecting it at that point.

 

One from then often brilliant Twitter account @iamdevloper

 

I was asked once to compare myself with a famous person and explained why I think we are similar.

 

Did you compare yourself with Manuel Obre, the famous job applicant?

 

I actually compared myself with a football player (can't remember why), not proud of my answer but that was the first thing that came to my mind.

 
 

Sounds like set-up for some really bad joke. What was their answer? "Because no one wants to shave their balls"? I'm sorry 😫

 

There's actually some science behind it, the actual reason is Β«the felt covering helps make them softer, slow their speed in the air, and regulate their bounce. Β»

(Fur wasn't the correct term, but I didn't remember a better one to translate the original question )

 
 
 

I once was asked to ball park how much money does the world as a collective spend on SMS messages. I guess they were trying to see the reasoning behind an answer and what kind of questions would I ask.

The same company, different interviewer, then asked me to iterate over a matrix in a spiral. Kinda' weird.

 

Iterating over a matrix in spiral is actually a brilliant question! I'm going to steal it! πŸ˜ƒ

 

When I worked for Surevine, "Cat or Dog?" was a normal interview question because we all worked from home, and most of us had either a cat or a dog - and occasionally both.

But as for questions I've been asked...

"Which ancestor of yours was it that had poetry written about him by William Blake?"

Someone had been doing some impressive stalking, there...

 

Generally it's not a literal question if you want/own a cat or dog, but to which animal you stereotypically compare to the most.

 
 

After answering the casual questions "tell me about yourself" and "previous experience", I got the question of "what Zodiac sign are you?" 🌊🌊 Also got to explain what months on the calendar are under Aquarius πŸ˜‚

 

[classic] Replace two values without an auxiliar variable.

 

I don't see anything wrong in my perspective. This must be a technical question that tests our knowledge on memory and variable usage, may be, beyond but I am fond of this question. It has definite answers though. I am just saying that this cant be a worst interview question after all (again, in my perspective)

 

"If you had to choose any super power, which one would you choose?"

 

There are so many that I would say no to but I had a tab with a pop-out video player and killed it (which crashed my browser). A snippet was

  • Immortality without infinite youth: infinite pain or infinite death
  • Infinite youth without immortality: "they died so young"

There was a lot more but the short of it was "infinite perceived life/memory is infinite suffering"; some stuff about military power and laziness in regards to teleportation and puppetry; some stuff about magic, how it's differentiated (eg Discworld, Harry Potter, Arifureta, Dr Strange, nanobotics a la Average Abilities); stuff about control of bodily and mental function (eg in psychokinesis, super-strength and so on) as well as loads of stuff about flight.

The short of it is "I would choose to be 'normal'. It's probably the greatest super power of all.".

 
 

I once was asked to do a curve discussion (complex geometric/algebraic set of multiple calculations) while applying for an ops trainee position. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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