I've stopped submitting to the evil job application process.
I will not be submitting job applications anymore along with the 5,000 other people.
If you want me to join your team, it must mean that I know you, and you know me. In that case, I'll be happy to meet with you and go through the 20-hour interview process.
My mother always said to never judge a book by its cover, and neither should you.
Who will ever know if my resume could ever stack against the people who will say anything to get the job? I'd rather not lie, and I'm always going to be me.
If you want to meet, and if you have a great team, then please reach out. I want to team up with you!
Otherwise, know, here is one less submission to your job you will have to deal with.