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Discussion on: 10 Software Engineering Proverbs/quotes I Wrote in the Past Months

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Bryan Wilcutt • Edited

Here's some of mine:

Heisenbug Principal: You know where the bug is but can't fix it, or you can fix it but you don't know where the bug is. Only through Jack Daniel's shall you know both.

Schrodinger's Bug: It's not a bug until the customer observes it.

Microsoft QA: Why use a QA team when customers are cheaper?