Discussion on: What is your morning routine?

• Wake up with a vibration of my watch
• Shower
• Wake up the kids
• Prepare the breakfast table
• Wake up the kids (again)
• Drink half my coffee scanning my Twitter feed
• Wake up the kids (again again) AND the wife
• Eat some bread I made the day before while reading the News
• Prepare children's toast and milk chocolates
• Shout for the kids and the wife to get moving (without anger, but firmly)
• Carry the kids, one by one, to the breakfast table (with anger)
• Carry a hot chocolate to the wife
• Telling the little one to eat without bickering
• Telling the big one to eat before narrating his dream about a skakeboarding unicorn
• Supervise the kids' tooth brushing
• Supervise the kids clothing choices
• Shout at the big one who is running naked in the house
• Shout at the little one because there's toothpaste on the wall
• Shout at both of them because there's clothing on the floor
• Shout again with a touch of dismay because I discover toothpaste on the clothing which was on the floor
• Kiss the wife goodbye while she's storming in the chair and getting the kids into the car
• Tidy up the house
• Clean the house
• Prepare bread

8:30AM. Now my day can begin :)