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There are hundreds of brilliant xkcd comics. This one might be my favorite:
source
Classic.
DenverCoder9 answers DenverCoder9: “nvm, figured it out.“
Hahaha! Right!?
I alluded to this in my post today! dev.to/laurieontech/don-t-get-fool...
Just because you find the question on google...doesn’t mean you’ll find the answer alongside it :/
🙌
Holy shit--this is so accurate!
They say that a junior developer's mistakes have a small impact on a project, but a senior dev's mistakes have a big impact, so by that logic, the experienced programmer's rake should be even bigger.
I fell asleep on the keyboard, and it exited my
visession.ZZ.The easy way to exit is to just restart your computer!
github.com/hakluke/how-to-exit-vim this might be helpful
We literally have this posted on the wall in our office.
I love that, was going to post it myself. Hilarious :D It's on our wall too.
A classic.
This has always been one of my favorites!
Always loved this one
I think I love this so much because for a long time I had no clue where it was reported 😂
me too!(I was also my own admin.)
This one was sent to me by a coworker after my first bug fix gone wrong. Definitely cheered me up!
I feel this in my bones
Might as well have tagged me in this one
This is so true though
I recently read this gem on reddit.com/r/programmerhumor
For anyone who deals in formal logic I've always been partial to the following.
Programmer's spouse: Could you go to the store and buy a gallon of milk? If there are eggs get a dozen.
...Programmer return some while later with a dozen gallons of milk...
Programmer's spouse: Why on Earth did you buy twelve gallons of milk?!
Programmer: Well there were eggs.
Classic!
Reminds me of this one:
The programmers roommate texts them "hey, while you're out can you please buy some milk?"
The programmer never returned...
He should crash, he don't have enough money to buy infinite milk.
infinite loop. LOL
This reminds me of a sign I used to drive by a lot that read "End 55 MPH Speed Limit". I was always like "Woohoo, the only speed limit that existed just ended!"
Lol, apparently speed limits can be nested, so when you go from a 75mph zone to a 55mph zone you're still in the 75... 🤔
A coworker had this pinned on her desk divider when I got my first programming job and I've passed it on to every programmer I've worked with since then:
sandraandwoo.com/2012/11/19/0430-s...
😄
My wife is currently giving me funny looks because I cannot stop laughing after seeing this!
Unfortunately I identify previous experiences with this one!.. Good laughs
Been there
Been there as well. Now I prefer a language, where the Compiler won’t allow this.
Who hasn't 😭
Thankfully without the murderous robots though...
That we know of...
Amazing
This will always remind of this:
destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat
I lol'd in public while walking my dogs because of this.
"There are 2 hard problems in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-1 errors."
"There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery"
my fav. tho
Not my favorite of all time, but a good one I saw the other day.
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