Tell me you're web developer without telling me you're a web developer.

I open up inspect element in front of a friend and they think I'm hacking the matrix.

my phone sometimes is 404;
I'm 401'd when entering my house without a key;
my son is 403'd from being mean to others;
putting the toilet paper in backwards is 405'd;
my towel folding tends to 406 often;
if my son doesn't listen, he often gets a 503;
when asking for anything special, I tend to 302 to my wife;
at the end of the day, if all goes well, I'd say the day was pretty 200;

I use browser console as a calculator 😜

I'm going to count until 3:
0, 1, 2, 3

When I type l into the address bar of my browser it suggests localhost:8080

I'll go first.

Nothing drives me crazier than a website that has 4k pixel images downloading to display 100 pixel.

I cringe when I see a .php at the end of an URL

Sad but true

When I access my router's portal and see JQueryUI I feel sad...

An error that changes = progress.

I use single finger "air quotes" when talking.

I start resizing the window to see what breaks 🙄

I don't buy Ajax cleaning products.

SImple