DIFFERENT TYPES OF PROGRAMMERS
To read after long day of programming
The Show off programmers : Those that like to boast how good they are at programming
John is a show off programmer
Not one single being
John : I can code code code
Facts : Note most of them only know html and css.
The disciplined programmers : Those that add strict rule to their programming culture like use of Tabs instead of Space Bar, honestly I don’t see any difference.
Jude is a disciplined programmers.
Jude : Do not talk while coding
Note : They sometimes bend their rules when nobody is watching
The desperate programmers : Those that want to squeeze plenty task into short period of time without any plans on how to finish them
Jack is a desperate programmer
Mary : It took my 2hours to finish the login page for this app
Nobody in the Office
Nobody in the entire Office
Jack : I can finish it in 12.45 nanoseconds
Note : The ‘re siblings with the show-off programmers the mostly don’t finish their code in the desired time
The lazy Programmers: The Lazy programmers if u don’t understand u ‘re lazy 😒😒
James is a lazy Programmer
James : Let me finish this series of 52 season before I go back to my programming
The Unfocused Programmers : The ‘re never dedicated to a task the ‘re either watch tv while coding ,playing games while coding, read this post while coding 😁😁😁
Jake is an Unfocused Programmer
Jake : I can multi task I can have my bath and code