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Discussion on: Twitter, Grifters, DevRels, and the end of everything as we know it

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Alvaro Montoro

Joke's on you, I already follow you ๐Ÿ˜‹

...wait..... ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”

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GrahamTheDev

And I already follow you, but that is only because you popped up in my Twitter feed, I really need to start searching out people I like on DEV to follow on Twitter...as I said, grandpa is just getting into this social stuff...now how do I send a Twitter again?!

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Alvaro Montoro

Ok, grandpa, this is how you write a Twitter again:

  1. Get a check
  2. Write my name in the top line (you want me to see it)
  3. Add today's date (you don't want it to be outdated)
  4. Write a dollar amount on the next line (how much you think your tweet is worth)
  5. Write the tweet on the memo section
  6. Send it to PO box 555, on Fake Street, Austin, TX.

I look forward to reading your Twitters ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š

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GrahamTheDev

On it right now, so ยฃ25 a tweet, can I get a bulk discount?

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Alvaro Montoro

Of course! If you send 10 cheques, you can do ยฃ20 each instead of ยฃ25. That's 8 tweets for the price of 10.